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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063907792" data-attributes="member: 14320">An Elderly CoupleAn eldery couple is enjoying an anniversary dinnerTogether in a small tavern, the husband leans overAnd asks his wife..."Do you remember the first time we had sex togetherOver fifty years ago? We went behind this tavernWhere you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.""Yes," she says, "I remember it well.""Ok", he says, "How about taking a stroll a roundThere again and we can do it for old times sake.""Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a goodIdea," she answers.There's a police officer sitting in the next boothListening to all this and having a chuckle to himself.He thinks, "I've got to see this: two old-timers havingSex against a fence, I'll just keep an eye on them sothere's no trouble." He follows them...They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other forSupport, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get toThe back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers downAnd the old man drops his trousers, she turns aroundAnd as she hangs on to the fence, the old manMoves in, suddenly they erupt into the most furiousSex that the watching policeman has ever seen.They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.This goes on for about forty minutes!She's yelling "Ohhhh, God"He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is theMost athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapsePanting on the ground.The policeman is amazed, he thinks he has learnedSomething about life that he didn't know.After about half an hour of lying on the groundRecovering, the old couple struggle to their feetAnd put their clothes back on.The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was trulyAmazing, he was going like a train. I've got to askHim what his secret is."As the couple pass, he says to them, "That wasSomething else, you must have been having sexFor about forty minutes. How do you manage it?You must have had a fantastic life together...Is there some sort of secret?"No, there's no secret" the old man says,"Fifty years ago that darn fence wasn't electric."</blockquote>