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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063833632" data-attributes="member: 14320">Pick Up lines1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mountyou or eat you!12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, andI'll give you the meat.16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat inthose pants"17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only alight switch away.21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerouscurves ahead, yield?22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went intothis motel room.23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while youblow the hell out of me.24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talkingto you.27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd becoming too.28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beatme to it.29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.Women's/Men' s EnglishWOMEN'S ENGLISH``Yes = No``No = Yes``Maybe = No``I'm sorry = You'll be sorry``We need = I want``It's your decision = The correct decision should beobvious by now``Do what you want = You'll pay for this later``We need to talk = I need to complain``Sure go ahead = I don't want you to``I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!``You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot``You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all youever think about?``Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs``This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house``I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, andwallpaper``Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!``I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep``Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for somethingexpensive``How much do you love me? = I did something today you'rereally not going to like``I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes andfind a good game on TV``Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful``You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me``Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead``Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed andwalk him until he goes to sleep``I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I thinkthis is important``The same old thing = Nothing``Nothing = Everything``Everything = My PMS is acting up``Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an assholeMEN'S ENGLISH``I'm hungry = I'm hungry``I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy``I'm tired = I'm tired``Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sexwith you``Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sexwith you``Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex withyou``May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you``Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!``You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want tofondle you``What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such abig deal out of this``What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflictedpsychological trauma are you going through now?``What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of thequestion``I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?``I love you = Let's have sex now``I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sexnow!``Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked itbetter before``Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and itdoesn't look that much different!``Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing thatI am a deep person and maybe then you'd like tohave sex with me``Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for youto have sex with other guys(while shopping)``I like that one better = Pick anyfreakin' dress and let's go home!``I don't think that blouse and that skirt go welltogether = I am gay.</blockquote>

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