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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063777171" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bashful College BoyA certain virginal and shy college freshman was lucky to have a roommatewho was considerably more experienced. When the bashful boy broke downand explained his predicament, his roommate was quick to offer to sethim up with a blonde who'd made the rounds of the campus.Just take this bimbo out to dinner and a show, and then let nature takeits course, he explained reassuringly. This girl knows what the scoreis, and she's even a natural blonde.The roommate arranged the date as promised. The freshman was delightedby his cute, outgoing companion and they spent the evening dining anddancing. On the way home he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out ina cold sweat, and blurted out, "Gosh, I sure would love to have a littlepussy.""I would too," sighed the blonde, "Mine's the size of a goddamn milkpail."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~A woman of very loose nature soon got fed up with men as they were notbig enough. She progressed to ponies and then horses.But she soon outgrew them and her quest for a large male member took herto Africa where she sought a bull elephant in the mating season.She finally selected one and went down on all fours for him.She felt him enter her and cried out "Oooh, wonderful, what a tightfit!""I should hope so!" bellowed the elephant. "I'm sticking in my frontleg."</blockquote>

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