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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063739834" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">"What's That Daddy?"</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret."</p><p></p><p>The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?"</p><p></p><p>Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me."</p><p></p><p>A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush!"</p><p></p><p>"Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks</p><p></p><p>"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Joe and Moe went outside to take a leak and Joe confessed,</p><p>"I wish I had a dick like my cousin Junior. He needs four</p><p>fingers to hold his."</p><p></p><p>Moe looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours</p><p>with four fingers."</p><p></p><p>"I know," sighed Joe, "but I'm pissing on three of them."</p><p></p><p></p><p>This young couple had only been married for one night</p><p>when the bride went to the doctor to say, "This is my</p><p>first day of marriage, and bothers me."</p><p></p><p>Doctor: "What is it?"</p><p></p><p>Bride: "Well, during sex I feel his dick touch my</p><p>kidneys."</p><p></p><p>Doctor: "Just send in your groom, and I will cut a couple</p><p>of inches off and hopefully it will not reach your kidneys."</p><p></p><p>Bride: "No, I want you to remove my kidneys instead."</p><p></p><p></p><p>On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had</p><p>an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the</p><p>groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride</p><p>called her mother from the hospital.</p><p></p><p>"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband has only one foot."</p><p></p><p>The mother, trying to console her daughter said, "I wish</p><p>your father did, he only has six inches."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063739834, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]"What's That Daddy?"[/COLOR][/B] A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret." The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me." A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush!" "Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks "Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin." Joe and Moe went outside to take a leak and Joe confessed, "I wish I had a dick like my cousin Junior. He needs four fingers to hold his." Moe looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours with four fingers." "I know," sighed Joe, "but I'm pissing on three of them." This young couple had only been married for one night when the bride went to the doctor to say, "This is my first day of marriage, and bothers me." Doctor: "What is it?" Bride: "Well, during sex I feel his dick touch my kidneys." Doctor: "Just send in your groom, and I will cut a couple of inches off and hopefully it will not reach your kidneys." Bride: "No, I want you to remove my kidneys instead." On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital. "Mother", she sobbed, "My husband has only one foot." The mother, trying to console her daughter said, "I wish your father did, he only has six inches." [/QUOTE]
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