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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063706995" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Whole TruthAt school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults arehiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy toblackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, andas he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell yourfather."Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work,and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptlyhands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when hesees the mailman at his front door.The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,"Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"gggggWhore House Slogans1. More Fuck for your Buck!2. More Honey for your Money!3. More Gash for your Cash!4. More Hole for your Pole!5. More Head for your Bread!6. More Booty for your Looty!7. More Strange for your Change!8. She'll Wear a Collar for a Dollar!9. Will suck for a buck!10. We'll Tally Whack Your Ban!gggggThree old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow.""So what's your problem?" asked the others."I don't wake up until nine." Stevie Is BlindTen year old Stevie had been blind since birth. One nighthis mother came into his bedroom before he went to sleep and toldhim that he must pray very, very hard because tomorrow was aspecial day and he would get a wonderful surprise.So Stevie fell asleep praying with confidence that hewould be able to see the next day.His mother awoke Stevie early and told him to open hiseyes, as this was that special day she had promised him.Stevie tried, but then cried out, "Mommie, Mommie, I stillcan't see!""I know dear," she said, "Today is April Fool's.";;;;;;;;;;;Q: What is the most common pickup line in a lesbian bar?A: "Your face, or mine?"Q: Why shouldn't we make fun of handicapped people?A: Because if it weren't for them, we wouldn't be able to find suchneat parking places.;;;;;;;;;;;The local priest saw a staggering, falling down, blinddrunk come crashing into his church. After picking himself up andalternating between crawling and falling, the drunk finally madeit into one side of the confessional. Marking this man as one whowas obviously in need of making confession, the priest hurriedinto his own side of the confessional, encountering at this closerange a terrible smell coming from his new visitor. But thepriest steeled himself and said, "May I be of assistance, my son?""Well maybe," slurred the drunk. "Do you have any toiletpaper over there in your stall?";;;;;;;;;;;Q: What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeksafter you dump a load into it.Q: Why won't Charlie the Tuna eat his old lady?A: She smells like people.</blockquote>

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