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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063671765" data-attributes="member: 14320">Stage Or TVA woman walks into an agents office and says "Iwant to be on stage or TV"To which the agent replies, "well, what do youdo?"The woman says, "well I cant sing or dance, Ican only do this..."She picks up her skirt and starts to whistle'twinkle twinkle little star' out of her minge."THAT'S FANTASTIC!" the agent says, "Hang on aminute," he picks up the phone and calls one ofhis agent friends, "Listen to this" he saysto his friend excitedly and puts the telephonenext to the woman's minge, she starts to whistlethe tune again in perfect rhythm. "what do youthink of that?" he says to his mate."Just sounds like some cunt whistling to me!"====================================A Polish girl went to the gynecologist.She disrobed and got up into the stirrups.The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vaginahe asked, "When was the last time you had a checkup?""Well, to be honest with you," she blushed,"I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians."====================================Women are just like orange juice cartons. Its not the shape or the sizethat matters, or even how sweet the juice is. It's getting thosefucking flaps to open!====================================Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.Gertrude immediately had a stroke.Then Maude also had a stroke.But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far....</blockquote>

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