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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063551243" data-attributes="member: 14320">An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. Shepromptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, andthe Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?""Well, yes I do," he replied."What does it smell like?"The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells likesomeone shit in a pine tree."====================THERE once was a girl from MitchenWho was scratching her twat in the kitchen.Her mother said, "Rose, You’ve got crabs I suppose."She said, "Yes and the fuckers are itchin’!"====================Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dickas I beat my wife!Q: What's a woman?A: Something you lie on when your having a fuck.Q: How do you get a woman off during sex?A: Push her.Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who gives good head?A: Partially disabled====================There was a young lady from BrewsterWho's ass was so nice that I goosed her,But her panties were thinAnd my finger slipped inAnd it still just don't smell like it used ter.A fair maid from Cairo called NurWas thought incredibly pureTill we saw her great stuntTo ram up her cuntA ton and a half of manure.====================A Mongoloid husband comes home from work and sits down at the kitchen table, hungry for dinner. Soon enough, his Mongoloid wife puts down in front of him a plate with a piece of meat on it, nothing else."Darling, where are the vegetables?" he asks."Oh," says his wife, "they haven't got back from school yet!"</blockquote>

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