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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063484760" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">More Pick-Up Lines:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Lets play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down.</p><p></p><p>You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise.</p><p></p><p>Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock.</p><p></p><p>If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?</p><p></p><p>Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?</p><p></p><p>Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?</p><p></p><p>You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants.</p><p></p><p>What time do you have to be back in heaven?</p><p></p><p>I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?</p><p></p><p>If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?</p><p></p><p>How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.</p><p></p><p>I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?</p><p></p><p>Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?</p><p></p><p>Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO." Can I?</p><p></p><p>Playing doctor is for kids. How about me and you play gynecologist.</p><p></p><p>If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.</p><p></p><p>Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Well then, allow me to introduce myself.</p><p></p><p>The word for the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.</p><p></p><p>Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a piece of Irish in you?</p><p></p><p>The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.</p><p></p><p>Hi, my name is Curt. Don't forget it because you'll be screaming it later on tonight.</p><p></p><p>I'm new in town, could you give the directions to your apartment.</p><p></p><p>I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!</p><p></p><p>That's a nice smile, its just too bad that's not the only thing you're wearing.</p><p></p><p>All those curves, and me with no brakes.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p>The Polack left his drinking buddy at the bar and</p><p>headed home early, explaining he had to get up early</p><p>the next day. The buddy was surprised to see the</p><p>Polack come back in just fifteen minutes, order another</p><p>drink and sit down next to him.</p><p>"What's up?" the buddy asked. </p><p>"When I got home early I found my wife in bed</p><p>fucking another guy," the Polack explained.</p><p>"Aren't you furious?" the friend asked.</p><p>"No, there's no problem. She promised she'd</p><p>change the sheets afterwards."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Biggest Pussy In The World</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Here's the Biggest or Largest Pussy in the World</em></strong></p><p></p><p>The biggest pussy or vagina in the world belongs to Hanna Montesman from Holland. She was measured last in November 2008 by the World Sex Records Association.</p><p></p><p>Her pussy is 16 inches long and supposedly 20 inches wide. There was no contest to decide which woman had the biggest pussy in the world. The Sex World Records official refused to comment on how they learnt about Hanna's big pussy.</p><p></p><p>However, they gave us a photo of the World's biggest pussy or vagina and you can clearly see why she won the biggest pussy or largest vagina in the world title. Our sources tell us that this information was given to the Association by her boyfriend.</p><p></p><p>And you thought all vaginas were the same in size for most women.</p><p></p><p>I hope you enjoyed learning about the biggest and largest Pussy in the world. When we tried to find out which is the biggest Pussy in the world we found this information. The information above on the biggest Pussy in the world is gathered from various world record resources. So, the biggest or largest world record holder may change.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested they vary their position. " For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you go." The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home. " Well, okay," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions. First, if it hurts you have to stop right away, and second... " she </p><p>continued, "you have to promise we won't go past my parents' house."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063484760, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]More Pick-Up Lines:[/COLOR][/B] Lets play Titanic, when I say iceberg, you go down. You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise. Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts? Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra? Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again? You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants. What time do you have to be back in heaven? I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours? If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO." Can I? Playing doctor is for kids. How about me and you play gynecologist. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? Well then, allow me to introduce myself. The word for the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word. Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a piece of Irish in you? The last time I saw you, I was dreaming. Hi, my name is Curt. Don't forget it because you'll be screaming it later on tonight. I'm new in town, could you give the directions to your apartment. I love every bone in your body. Especially mine! That's a nice smile, its just too bad that's not the only thing you're wearing. All those curves, and me with no brakes. [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] The Polack left his drinking buddy at the bar and headed home early, explaining he had to get up early the next day. The buddy was surprised to see the Polack come back in just fifteen minutes, order another drink and sit down next to him. "What's up?" the buddy asked. "When I got home early I found my wife in bed fucking another guy," the Polack explained. "Aren't you furious?" the friend asked. "No, there's no problem. She promised she'd change the sheets afterwards." [B][COLOR="Teal"]Biggest Pussy In The World[/COLOR] [I]Here's the Biggest or Largest Pussy in the World[/I][/B] The biggest pussy or vagina in the world belongs to Hanna Montesman from Holland. She was measured last in November 2008 by the World Sex Records Association. Her pussy is 16 inches long and supposedly 20 inches wide. There was no contest to decide which woman had the biggest pussy in the world. The Sex World Records official refused to comment on how they learnt about Hanna's big pussy. However, they gave us a photo of the World's biggest pussy or vagina and you can clearly see why she won the biggest pussy or largest vagina in the world title. Our sources tell us that this information was given to the Association by her boyfriend. And you thought all vaginas were the same in size for most women. I hope you enjoyed learning about the biggest and largest Pussy in the world. When we tried to find out which is the biggest Pussy in the world we found this information. The information above on the biggest Pussy in the world is gathered from various world record resources. So, the biggest or largest world record holder may change. [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested they vary their position. " For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you go." The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home. " Well, okay," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions. First, if it hurts you have to stop right away, and second... " she continued, "you have to promise we won't go past my parents' house." [/QUOTE]
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