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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063347684" data-attributes="member: 14320">Looking For A RootThis bloke had been stuck out in the scrub for six months, working for a cocky. Whenhe finally got a weekend off, he headed straight for the big smoke looking for a root.He had no luck at the pub so he thought he'd try his luck down at the local brothel.When he got there, there was only one girl left, but she was on the rag and had a bad dose of scabiesin her mouth.The poor bloke was really hanging out to put his cock into something, so thegirl offered to take out her glass eye and let him fuck her eye socket.After having the best root of his life, the bloke promised that he'd be back next time he had a weekend off.The girl said, "Sure, OK mate. I'll keep an eye out for you."________An elderly couple were sitting in the old folks home when the bloketurns to the woman next to him and says, "How about a bit of nookie?" Thewoman agrees and they go along to his room.After the act is done the guy turns to the woman and says, "If I hadknown you were still a virgin I would have asked you to have sex sooner."The woman replies, "And if I had known that you could get such a bigerection I would have taken my tights off."________An old couple were finding it hard to make a buck.So after watching a TV show on rich Hollywood prostitutes, the wife thought thatthis was the way to go.The next day she put on a mini skirt and hit the streets.The old girl returned later that night and held out $75.50 in change."What cheap bastard gave you the 50 cents?" asked the old man."They all did," she replied.</blockquote>

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