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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063346435" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Nasty Female Bashing</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What do you tell to a woman with two black eyes?</p><p>A: Nothing, she has been told twice already.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she gets out of a</p><p>battered wives shelter?</p><p>A: The dishes if she knows what is good for her.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do 54,000 battered women have in common each year?</p><p>A: They don't fucking listen.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is so great about anal sex?</p><p>A: It is warm, tight, and more degrading to women.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did God create yeast infections?</p><p>A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt</p><p>once in a while too.</p><p></p><p>Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?</p><p>A: None, let the bitch cook in the dark.</p><p></p><p>Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?</p><p>A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?</p><p>A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will</p><p>probably never be able to support you.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?</p><p>A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand</p><p>closer to the kitchen sink.</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?</p><p>A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?</p><p>A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do men fart more than women?</p><p>A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required</p><p>pressure.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women have orgasms?</p><p>A. It gives them another reason to moan.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?</p><p>A: Call her and tell her where you are.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why don't women have brains?</p><p>A: They don't have a cock to keep them in!</p><p></p><p>A recent survey asked 100 sexually active women if their twat twitched after sex. 98% replied "No, he just rolls over and goes to sleep."</p><p></p><p>Why do women have legs?</p><p>You`ve seen the mess snails make </p><p></p><p>The three most amazing things about women are: </p><p>1 They can give milk without eating grass. </p><p>2 They can bleed for a week and not die. </p><p>3 They can bury a bone and not get their noses dirty. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?</p><p>A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>They found a cure for mad cow disease:</p><p>A box of chocolate and a dozen roses </p><p></p><p>Q. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?</p><p>A. Because women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?</p><p>A. Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063346435, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Nasty Female Bashing[/COLOR][/B] Q: What do you tell to a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing, she has been told twice already. Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she gets out of a battered wives shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what is good for her. Q: What do 54,000 battered women have in common each year? A: They don't fucking listen. Q: What is so great about anal sex? A: It is warm, tight, and more degrading to women. Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too. Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, let the bitch cook in the dark. Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men? A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...." Q. How do you fix a woman's watch? A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Q. Why do men fart more than women? A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. Q. Why do women have orgasms? A. It gives them another reason to moan. Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm? A: Call her and tell her where you are. Q: Why don't women have brains? A: They don't have a cock to keep them in! A recent survey asked 100 sexually active women if their twat twitched after sex. 98% replied "No, he just rolls over and goes to sleep." Why do women have legs? You`ve seen the mess snails make The three most amazing things about women are: 1 They can give milk without eating grass. 2 They can bleed for a week and not die. 3 They can bury a bone and not get their noses dirty. Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor. They found a cure for mad cow disease: A box of chocolate and a dozen roses Q. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? A. Because women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving. Q. Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning? A. Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich? [/QUOTE]
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