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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063343584" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Penis StretcherA couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bushtribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When males reach acertain age, a string is tied around the penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, hiswife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the Africanstring-and-weight procedure?"The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribalexperiment coming along?""Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied."Wow, you've grown to 12 inches??""No...it's turned black."nnnQ: Do you know why doctors slap babies on the butt after theyare born?A: It knocks the dicks off of the dumb ones.nnnThe little boy asked, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"His mother replied, "The stork brings them."The boy, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the storks?nnnBill's friend Harry went into a nightcluband saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herselfat the bar, so he asked her to dance.She agreed and they took to the dancefloor for a slow one. While they were cheekto cheek, Harry said, "You really smell terrific.What's that you have on?"The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5.Then wanting to return the compliment, she said,"You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"Honest Harry replied: "Well, I've got a hard on,but I didn't think you could smell it."</blockquote>