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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063338399" data-attributes="member: 14320">CiderA little girls came running into the house with tears streaming down her face."Quick, Mummy!" she screamed. "I need a big glass of cider. Quick!""Why do you want a glass of cider, dear?" asked the mother."Because," replied the girl, "I cut my hand on a thorn and I want the pain to go away."Confused, but weary of the child's noise, the mother poured a glass of cider and the girldunked her hand in it."It still hurts," whined the girl. "The cider doesn't work.""What are you on about? Just tell me!" the mum said, raising her voice."Well," replied the girl, "I overheard my big sister saying that whenever she gets a prickin her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."99999God created Adam and Eve and left them alone to get to know each other. After aweek He came back."How's it going Adam?" He asked."Great!" says Adam."Eve's just down at the river, cleaning herself up a bit - we've been at it all week."God looked up at the sky in dismay and exclaimed, "Hell! Now I'll never get the smellout of the fish."99999Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, businesssucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking arse." Too latehe noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for hisbad language."That's okay," the blonde replied, "If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to losemy fucking car."</blockquote>

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