> > An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she
> has missed her period
> > for
> > two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
> drugstore and buys a
> > pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl
> is pregnant.
> >
> > Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
> > "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to
> know!"
> >
> > The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
> > Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of
> their house;
> > a mature and distinguished man with grey hair,
> > impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit,
> > steps out of the car and enters the house.
> >
> > He sits in the living room with the father, the
> mother and the girl,
> > and
> > tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has
> informed me of the
> > problem.
> > However, I can't marry her because of my personal
> family situation, but
> > I'll
> > take charge."
> >
> > "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail
> stores, a
> > townhouse, a
> > beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
> >
> > If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
> factories and a
> > $5,000,000
> > bank account.
> >
> > If it is twins, it will be a factory and
> $2,000,000 each. However, if
> > there
> >
> > is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
> >
> > At this point, the father, who had remained
> silent, places a hand
> > firmly on
> > the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try
> again."