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Seorang Nurse, Ratna menahan teksi. Sedang dalam perjalanan... Pemandu teksi iaitu Feddy asyik memerhati Nurse itu melalui cermin tengahnya..Merasa kehairanan... Nurse itu bertanya...
"Encik.. kenapa encik melihat saya begitu ??"
Feddy tersenyum malu dan berkata...
" Sebenarnya... saya selalu berfantasi... .maaf ya... saya sangat ingin mencium seorang Nurse... "
"Oh begitu!! tak der masalah... encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu memang memberikan ketenangan buat encik... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik mesti masih single" kata Nurse...
Feddy gembira dan berkata...
"iya... iya, saya masih single".
Kemudian teksi itu diberhentikan di jalan sepi... Feddy terus mencium nurse itu selama 10 minit... kemudian mereka pun meneruskan perjalanan kembali.
Tapi feddy menangis teresak-esak sambil berkata...
"Maafkan saya cik... saya merasa bersalah... sebenarnya saya sudah berkahwin".
Mendengar penerangan itu Ratna tersenyum bijak dan berkata...
"Sudahlah encik... tidak ada apa-apa yang perlu di bimbangkan... Saya juga bersalah. Saya juga bukanlah seorang Nurse... saya adalah seorang Mak Nyah yang kebetulan dalam perjalanan menuju ke pesta pakaian beragam"
ps: Beware Basil !!!!! it might happen on your bachelor night...heheheh
"Encik.. kenapa encik melihat saya begitu ??"
Feddy tersenyum malu dan berkata...
" Sebenarnya... saya selalu berfantasi... .maaf ya... saya sangat ingin mencium seorang Nurse... "
"Oh begitu!! tak der masalah... encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu memang memberikan ketenangan buat encik... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik mesti masih single" kata Nurse...
Feddy gembira dan berkata...
"iya... iya, saya masih single".
Kemudian teksi itu diberhentikan di jalan sepi... Feddy terus mencium nurse itu selama 10 minit... kemudian mereka pun meneruskan perjalanan kembali.
Tapi feddy menangis teresak-esak sambil berkata...
"Maafkan saya cik... saya merasa bersalah... sebenarnya saya sudah berkahwin".
Mendengar penerangan itu Ratna tersenyum bijak dan berkata...
"Sudahlah encik... tidak ada apa-apa yang perlu di bimbangkan... Saya juga bersalah. Saya juga bukanlah seorang Nurse... saya adalah seorang Mak Nyah yang kebetulan dalam perjalanan menuju ke pesta pakaian beragam"
ps: Beware Basil !!!!! it might happen on your bachelor night...heheheh
nice one by ash.....
saturday dun go so early la....
if late a bit mayb i after work can go meet u guys......
if not then at night oni TT la....
might hav things to do after work.....
working is no fun at all!!!
alright...
good night.....
saturday dun go so early la....
if late a bit mayb i after work can go meet u guys......
if not then at night oni TT la....
might hav things to do after work.....
working is no fun at all!!!
alright...
good night.....
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damn...i so bored that i have to post jokes and stupid stuffs.......
oi kean....cepat balik la....
when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death punishment by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw an empty gun at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? they'll die after all ?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
"normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
( 2 x 0 = ? )
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does
it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the
room when you get undressed if they are going to
look at your private part anyway ?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? ( testicals ?? )
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons ? ?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
damn...i so bored that i have to post jokes and stupid stuffs.......
oi kean....cepat balik la....
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keon......
from wat i see they do on others cars....
think their worksmanship is ok la........
then the price they quoted me last time oso reasonable......
its oni tat if can get cheap then better ma.....
kekekeke..........
sigh.....
calvin how cn u say me till like tat........
me sgrian......
but a poor 1.......
no $$$.....
ash.......
me oso wanna go for V-Cool....
but exp sial........
hmmmm........
where is kean?
whole of yesterday mia..........
busy "training".....
kekekeke........
from wat i see they do on others cars....
think their worksmanship is ok la........
then the price they quoted me last time oso reasonable......
its oni tat if can get cheap then better ma.....
kekekeke..........
sigh.....
calvin how cn u say me till like tat........
me sgrian......
but a poor 1.......
no $$$.....
ash.......
me oso wanna go for V-Cool....
but exp sial........
hmmmm........
where is kean?
whole of yesterday mia..........
busy "training".....
kekekeke........
guess u need to pray hard n hope ash/kean is free to translate la....
wahahaha.....
i now doing report....
dunno y m i doin it also.....
somemore dunno wat kindda format....
sigh.....
i know there r poorer sgreans....
but then once come to JB should b quite well off liao ma....
wahahaha....
if all of us wanna hiam.....
all our cars can throw into sea liao lo....
i still remember my fren told me.....
when he go to LB talk....
the fella say less than 100k is not called a car!!!
knn....farkin bastard...
need to be whacked nicely.....
wahahahahaha
wahahaha.....
i now doing report....
dunno y m i doin it also.....
somemore dunno wat kindda format....
sigh.....
i know there r poorer sgreans....
but then once come to JB should b quite well off liao ma....
wahahaha....
if all of us wanna hiam.....
all our cars can throw into sea liao lo....
i still remember my fren told me.....
when he go to LB talk....
the fella say less than 100k is not called a car!!!
knn....farkin bastard...
need to be whacked nicely.....
wahahahahaha
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write report?
wat report?
poorer sgrians come to jb oso have to spend $$$$ ma......
its oni tat can do a bit more with the same amt of $$$ compared to sg....
but still the same thing.....
still r poor ppl.....
haizzzz.............
lessthen 100k not considered a car...
then i'm wondering wat car he is driving.......
farker really lao lan........
then think in m'sia roads a lot of them r not cars liao....
then shd ask him wats it called......
wat report?
poorer sgrians come to jb oso have to spend $$$$ ma......
its oni tat can do a bit more with the same amt of $$$ compared to sg....
but still the same thing.....
still r poor ppl.....
haizzzz.............
lessthen 100k not considered a car...
then i'm wondering wat car he is driving.......
farker really lao lan........
then think in m'sia roads a lot of them r not cars liao....
then shd ask him wats it called......
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hmm... calvin say people wor..
dunno who go do his car always ask for discount??...
summore if can wanna get free...
tat is worst i think...
me lazy online...
no thing to do so rather sleep...
ashween... hahaha... y u so bored...
u wanna tipu me go play lucky again meh...
sad....hahaha...
coming back next week mah...
but muz company my gf...
too bad for u...
maybe chinese new year???...
dunno who go do his car always ask for discount??...
summore if can wanna get free...
tat is worst i think...
me lazy online...
no thing to do so rather sleep...
ashween... hahaha... y u so bored...
u wanna tipu me go play lucky again meh...
sad....hahaha...
coming back next week mah...
but muz company my gf...
too bad for u...
maybe chinese new year???...
i always ask discount or free???
dat oni apply to 1 mech....
n that farker untung me so much edi!!!
still owe me 1 turbo timer...
i oso malas to ask liao.....
made me pay extra 200 for my gearbox where i actually no need to pay.....
sigh......
kean forever will say i this no good that no good de la.....
normal liao.....
my car is a replica of kean's....
wahahahaha...
goin out for lunch....
byezzz
dat oni apply to 1 mech....
n that farker untung me so much edi!!!
still owe me 1 turbo timer...
i oso malas to ask liao.....
made me pay extra 200 for my gearbox where i actually no need to pay.....
sigh......
kean forever will say i this no good that no good de la.....
normal liao.....
my car is a replica of kean's....
wahahahaha...
goin out for lunch....
byezzz
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oops.......
kean let the cat out of the bag liao.....
didnt know calvi u more terok then me....
wahahahahaha..........
wahahaha......
ashween hae to wait till chinese new year then can play snooker with him liao.....
sad sial......
kean let the cat out of the bag liao.....
didnt know calvi u more terok then me....
wahahahahaha..........
wahahaha......
ashween hae to wait till chinese new year then can play snooker with him liao.....
sad sial......
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hmmm......
repilca of kean's car......
finally u admit liao.......
but u have something tat kean dun have.....
"*** ***** ***"
wahahahaha..........
ps: cannnot speel out if not wait i go jb me or my car will kanna whack.......
repilca of kean's car......
finally u admit liao.......
but u have something tat kean dun have.....
"*** ***** ***"
wahahahaha..........
ps: cannnot speel out if not wait i go jb me or my car will kanna whack.......
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calvin.....
u might be interested in this........
http://www.zerotohundred.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=135611
enjoy............
u might be interested in this........
http://www.zerotohundred.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=135611
enjoy............
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Seorang Nurse, Ratna menahan teksi. Sedang dalam perjalanan... Pemandu
(One nurse, Ratna hailed a taxi. While on the way.. The taxi driver)
teksi iaitu Feddy asyik memerhati Nurse itu melalui cermin tengahnya..Merasa
(name Feddy kept on watching the Nurse through the center miror... Felt)
kehairanan... Nurse itu bertanya...
(amazed... The Nurse asked)
"Encik.. kenapa encik melihat saya begitu ??"
("Sir.. why u kept looking at me like tat??")
Feddy tersenyum malu dan berkata...
(Feddy smiled shyly and said...)
" Sebenarnya... saya selalu berfantasi... .maaf ya... saya sangat ingin mencium
(" Actually... i always fantasies... Sorry... i wanted to kiss)
seorang Nurse... "
(a Nurse...")
"Oh begitu!! tak der masalah... encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu memang
(" oh like tat!! No problem.. U can kiss me... if tat wil)
memberikan ketenangan buat encik... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik mesti
(made u calm... but i have one condition tat is u muz)
masih single" kata Nurse...
(be still single"said Nurse...)
Feddy gembira dan berkata...
(Feddy happily siad...)
"iya... iya, saya masih single".
("ya.. ya, i m still single".)
Kemudian teksi itu diberhentikan di jalan sepi... Feddy terus mencium nurse itu
(Then the taxi stoped at the road side.... Feddy straight away kiss the Nurse)
selama 10 minit... kemudian mereka pun meneruskan perjalanan kembali.
(for 10 minutes... then they back on the way to their destination.)
Tapi feddy menangis teresak-esak sambil berkata...
(but Feedy said while crying...)
"Maafkan saya cik... saya merasa bersalah... sebenarnya saya sudah berkahwin".
("i m sorry miss... i felt wrong... actually i m married".)
Mendengar penerangan itu Ratna tersenyum bijak dan berkata...
(Upon hearing the explaination Ratna smiled inteligentlly and said...)
"Sudahlah encik... tidak ada apa-apa yang perlu di bimbangkan... Saya juga
("Forget it sir...nothing to worry.. i m also)
bersalah. Saya juga bukanlah seorang Nurse... saya adalah seorang Mak Nyah
(wrong. i m not a Nurse.... i m a transv(pondan))
yang kebetulan dalam perjalanan menuju ke pesta pakaian beragam"
(which is coincidentlly on the way to uniform festival")
derek, hope u can understand now....
(One nurse, Ratna hailed a taxi. While on the way.. The taxi driver)
teksi iaitu Feddy asyik memerhati Nurse itu melalui cermin tengahnya..Merasa
(name Feddy kept on watching the Nurse through the center miror... Felt)
kehairanan... Nurse itu bertanya...
(amazed... The Nurse asked)
"Encik.. kenapa encik melihat saya begitu ??"
("Sir.. why u kept looking at me like tat??")
Feddy tersenyum malu dan berkata...
(Feddy smiled shyly and said...)
" Sebenarnya... saya selalu berfantasi... .maaf ya... saya sangat ingin mencium
(" Actually... i always fantasies... Sorry... i wanted to kiss)
seorang Nurse... "
(a Nurse...")
"Oh begitu!! tak der masalah... encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu memang
(" oh like tat!! No problem.. U can kiss me... if tat wil)
memberikan ketenangan buat encik... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik mesti
(made u calm... but i have one condition tat is u muz)
masih single" kata Nurse...
(be still single"said Nurse...)
Feddy gembira dan berkata...
(Feddy happily siad...)
"iya... iya, saya masih single".
("ya.. ya, i m still single".)
Kemudian teksi itu diberhentikan di jalan sepi... Feddy terus mencium nurse itu
(Then the taxi stoped at the road side.... Feddy straight away kiss the Nurse)
selama 10 minit... kemudian mereka pun meneruskan perjalanan kembali.
(for 10 minutes... then they back on the way to their destination.)
Tapi feddy menangis teresak-esak sambil berkata...
(but Feedy said while crying...)
"Maafkan saya cik... saya merasa bersalah... sebenarnya saya sudah berkahwin".
("i m sorry miss... i felt wrong... actually i m married".)
Mendengar penerangan itu Ratna tersenyum bijak dan berkata...
(Upon hearing the explaination Ratna smiled inteligentlly and said...)
"Sudahlah encik... tidak ada apa-apa yang perlu di bimbangkan... Saya juga
("Forget it sir...nothing to worry.. i m also)
bersalah. Saya juga bukanlah seorang Nurse... saya adalah seorang Mak Nyah
(wrong. i m not a Nurse.... i m a transv(pondan))
yang kebetulan dalam perjalanan menuju ke pesta pakaian beragam"
(which is coincidentlly on the way to uniform festival")
derek, hope u can understand now....
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