funny kid essay

[cyclonite]

Essay Writing(School Composition)

Ted is 7-yr old and he's very bad in essay writing. One day the teacher
asked the class to write a 500-word essay base on any title they like. Ted
thought real hard and finally he started his essay:

Titled: Composition - my lost cat

One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started calling:
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
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kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty..." but she never comes back, that's how i lost my cat.

(510 words)

 

[InitialD]

Essay Writing(School Composition)

Ted is 7-yr old and he's very bad in essay writing. One day the teacher
asked the class to write a 500-word essay base on any title they like. Ted
thought real hard and finally he started his essay:

Titled: Composition - my lost cat

One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started calling:
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
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kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty kitty..." but she never comes back, that's how i lost my cat.

(510 words)

Like that also can ar?

 

[rollakid]

i bet hello kitty gonna sneeze until she got a blardy nose.

 

[edwin_lcw]

wah chou chee last time i also write like dat la ..... no need press my brain so many .... haha

 

[Rock Lee]

wah.... this is really sumthing...

chun la the kiddo...
If only I had thought of this during primary years...HAHA...

 

[shiroii_neko]

hehehhee.. this is funny
this kid thinks diffrent from other 7 yr old

 

[alien]

waa... 7 year old wriye 500 word essay?!
here, i still remember UPSR baru tulis 80 words nia..

 

[si|verfish]

Damn, that kid is good.

 

[WhiteGSR]

hahahaha....damn funny!!!!

 

[zephyr3d]

hahaha...

luckily not... pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy

 

[WhiteGSR]

if yes.....the teacher will fainted!!! hahahaha lol

 

[alantan]

hahahhahahhahhahaha

this one really....'speechless

 

[Seraph]

waa... 7 year old wriye 500 word essay?!
here, i still remember UPSR baru tulis 80 words nia..

and some of my long winded friends say not enough paper and time. coz they like writting novel :confused_smile:

 

[ka_ren]

luckily he never write "meow meow meow meow..... " hahahahaha

 

[Seraph]

One night I go into my parents room and hear.......

 

[si|verfish]

One night I go into my parents room and hear.......

Oh man...Seraph...I don't want to know what you heard from your parents bedroom.

 

[extremeondirt]

this kid is brilliant!!!! ...i cudnt even think of such an essay when i was 7...haha

~kitty kitty~

 

[extremeondirt]

meow...

 

[little_monster]

this kid is damn smart hahahaha.... never thought of it b4 hahaha...but confirm fail kekeke..