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Don't know what the 'sonic hair' is used for though.

It is to generate a vortex of air so a wormhole can be formed just behind the car. Once the wormhole has been generated, the forces of gravity will push the car down and forward thus adding to overall clownforce and adding an additional 15% BHP and a further ~10% wHP if the wormhole is just 1micron away from the sonic hair.

This phenomenan is how sonic is able to run upside down when he achieves teminal velocity and goes into spinning mode. Scientists have been able to copy sonic's speed while eliminating the need to spin before achieving terminal velocity (via 10% WHP increase in power and additional clownforce) by placing the row of sonic hair in parallel to the wormhole instead if in line to the wormhole. By doing this, scientists have been able to average out the forces produced from the wormhole thru-out the surface of the vehicle it is placed on.

Scientists have cautioned though that there is a chance that the sonic hair if improperly installed with cheap double sided tape will come off at high speeds. When this happens, the wormhole becomes very unstable and instead of pushing the vehicle forward and down, it instead becomes a pathway to Thor's homeland. This has only been recorded once during testing and this was the root cause of the huge tsunami which happened thruout the Indian oceanfront which caused widespread destruction. Thor was shitting at that time and did not enjoy having a wormhole suddenly open near his anus sucking on his excrement hence sent his hammer thru the wormhole which was the root cause of the creation of the mega tsunami. Stories of the tsunami being caused by a giant undersea earthquake is a hoax. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by surbo's that are improperly installed which disrupts the strings of universe. Users can rest assured that all currently sold sonic hairs will not so easily fall off at high speeds as manufacturers have signed an international accord that all manufactured sonic hairs AKA vortex generators will be affixed with 3M double sided tapes.
 
dc5 330kmh possible ah? the gearbox can tahan?

if even the car able to reach 33o km/h.. does his ball can tahan.? :thefinger::rofl:

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If it is true... then
Bugatti dont need W16 4 turbo, V6 will be enough tho...

If 330-100 km/h... I wont post it here :rofl:

malaysian road summore.. karak highway or nse.? hebatt.!
 
330km/h.....is crazy speed keeltha
 
ididn't know that any dc5 can go to that speed....
 
R35 I can believe la...DC5...:stoned:
 
dc5 330kmh possible ah? the gearbox can tahan?

That day AES caught Super Car only doing 260 plus, right? So DC5 is faster.....:confused: :biggrin:

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R35 I can believe la...DC5...:stoned:

Dc5 faster because GTR 35 I think top speed is around 318kph only....:rolleyes:
 
once my sonic hair on a lancer kotak tercabut at cyberjaya, was not that fast though, the sound was loud (pom!) i though something landed on my roof
 
123, manage to find that piece back?
 
It is to generate a vortex of air so a wormhole can be formed just behind the car. Once the wormhole has been generated, the forces of gravity will push the car down and forward thus adding to overall clownforce and adding an additional 15% BHP and a further ~10% wHP if the wormhole is just 1micron away from the sonic hair.

This phenomenan is how sonic is able to run upside down when he achieves teminal velocity and goes into spinning mode. Scientists have been able to copy sonic's speed while eliminating the need to spin before achieving terminal velocity (via 10% WHP increase in power and additional clownforce) by placing the row of sonic hair in parallel to the wormhole instead if in line to the wormhole. By doing this, scientists have been able to average out the forces produced from the wormhole thru-out the surface of the vehicle it is placed on.

Scientists have cautioned though that there is a chance that the sonic hair if improperly installed with cheap double sided tape will come off at high speeds. When this happens, the wormhole becomes very unstable and instead of pushing the vehicle forward and down, it instead becomes a pathway to Thor's homeland. This has only been recorded once during testing and this was the root cause of the huge tsunami which happened thruout the Indian oceanfront which caused widespread destruction. Thor was shitting at that time and did not enjoy having a wormhole suddenly open near his anus sucking on his excrement hence sent his hammer thru the wormhole which was the root cause of the creation of the mega tsunami. Stories of the tsunami being caused by a giant undersea earthquake is a hoax. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by surbo's that are improperly installed which disrupts the strings of universe. Users can rest assured that all currently sold sonic hairs will not so easily fall off at high speeds as manufacturers have signed an international accord that all manufactured sonic hairs AKA vortex generators will be affixed with 3M double sided tapes.

lol..too much time ah..


vortex generator...by Mitsubishi..COSMETIC only...
 
voltex generator... LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THIS IS THE REAL DEAL
 
123, manage to find that piece back?

i saw it lying on the highway from my rear view/side mirror if i'm not mistaken (happened many2 years ago), didn't bother to take it back, cheap only bought at superstar accessory
 
i still cant believe the dc5 can go 330kmh.....got proof anot?
 
Now now....not that I say that vortex generators don't work...I believe the one factory fitted on Evo does work...but it doesn't mean any car can fit vortex generator and it will work given that those sold are copy or replica without any precise measurement or testing.
 
i still cant believe the dc5 can go 330kmh.....got proof anot?

Rileks2...there's no way that DC5 can go to 200mph..haha,no need proof.

Vortex generators, IIRC were designed to delay flow separation from the surface, thus cleaner airflow to the rear wing. On a Evo, I have no doubt that it works to certain extent, but a Vios? Hiuhiuhiu......:embarassed:
 
i assume after tonight's episode of 999 on TV3.....therell be an even bigger bullshit? hehehehhehe
 
meter rosak. using non calibrated aftermarket meter?

Reading your post now I know how he manage 330kmh. He saw the speed on the speed board on the Kerinchi link coming in from the Federal Highway. I did it once it showed 450kmh, but actually was doing 70kmh......:driver: :biggrin::biggrin:
 
Talking about rice boy mods eh? Used to have one site that's mocking those mods: addmoreHP but now already closed. It was fun while it lasted though. :D

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330kph DC5? Even my 8yr old boy who learns most about cars from playing GT5 knows that's a load of BS! :biggrin:
 
There must be a reason I post the "330kmh" in this thread right ? Stop asking proof nor take it too serious la... :banghead:
 

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