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I have to admit Malaysians are a right bunch of assholes when it comes to parking. Double parking, triple parking, parking right onto the pedestrian pathways...you name it, Malaysians have done it. In fact in their quest to find more ingenius ways to shave their walking distance, one day they'll just ram their car into whichever building they wanted to go to. Bunch of lazy mofos.
 

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si|verfish said:
one day they'll just ram their car into whichever building they wanted to go to. Bunch of lazy mofos.
These people will be classified as terror-fucking-rist. Cos everyone will think they have a bomb in their car. So when they step out of the car, they should be clobbered to death by anybody who wants to release their anger. Just kill `em with bare hands and feet. If wearing safety boot even better still. The steel toe will come in handy. heh heh heh
 

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si|verfish said:
I have to admit Malaysians are a right bunch of assholes when it comes to parking. Double parking, triple parking, parking right onto the pedestrian pathways...you name it, Malaysians have done it. In fact in their quest to find more ingenius ways to shave their walking distance, one day they'll just ram their car into whichever building they wanted to go to. Bunch of lazy mofos.
errr u m'sian also rite? hahah like kutuking ownself.. buden... CERTAIN m'sians laaa better rite? not all of us do that.. i think.. > <?
 

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bmw_m3 said:
errr u m'sian also rite? hahah like kutuking ownself.. buden... CERTAIN m'sians laaa better rite? not all of us do that.. i think.. > <?
Of course I'm Malaysian. I prefer to say Malaysians because whatever the other idiot does reflects on me as well. We are all on the same boat. Which is why I don't want to say some, unless there is really only a small number of them. This parking malarky involves too many Malaysians for me to even consider the word some.
 

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Actually, for me I don't mind if a Ferrari or Veyron :) parked in front of my house. Its like eye candy. But other cars sure I will blow the tyre. Hehehe
 

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i think he/she purposely 1 lar.. showing that he/she owns a beemer and da car number is 13
 

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rayz85 said:
i think he/she purposely 1 lar.. showing that he/she owns a beemer and da car number is 13
Which makes him/her an even bigger idiot.

Beemer owners...think about what other motorists think of you when you're driving. They'll probably have an image of this sort of moron flashing in their heads. In other words, don't buy beemers, especially bottom of the range ones.
 

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Well, at least traffic can still move. Wait till you see this arsehole that blocked my house until I have to park outside. Even the police cun't do anything.

Here's the picture as proof:

http://www.panducermat.org.my/forum/showthread.php?t=110
Dude, i feel your pain, i had the same experince just a couple of weeks ago... a car just parked in front of my gate, totally block my gate, what did i do ? i just keep horning until the owner comes out, and yet the owner give u the " i have the right to park here" look ~~!!! The owner is some neighbour's relative who came over nite here, but my question to him was, how come you park your car in front of my gate whereas there are spaces all around his house ?? he just mumble that he forget to park it other place and give me those "u still wanna question me ah since i'm reversing my car now" look......sigh....
 

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headache said:
Well, at least traffic can still move. Wait till you see this arsehole that blocked my house until I have to park outside. Even the police cun't do anything.

Here's the picture as proof:

http://www.panducermat.org.my/forum/showthread.php?t=110
wark kau that car lah ! Let the owner Know next time dun park infront of people hose .:angry_smile:
 

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Yeah... There're lots of these dicks parking around my house... Always blocking either the road or the entrance into my house... Grrr...

There was this once a lawyer that taught me a way to teach those ppl a lesson which is to buy a large block of ice and smash it onto the windscreen of the irresponsible driver's car... Do this during the nite la.. Haha... And on the next morning... God knows wut hit his car... The ice is gone..! Haha...!
 

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thorence74 said:
Dude, i feel your pain, i had the same experince just a couple of weeks ago... a car just parked in front of my gate, totally block my gate, what did i do ? i just keep horning until the owner comes out, and yet the owner give u the " i have the right to park here" look ~~!!! The owner is some neighbour's relative who came over nite here, but my question to him was, how come you park your car in front of my gate whereas there are spaces all around his house ?? he just mumble that he forget to park it other place and give me those "u still wanna question me ah since i'm reversing my car now" look......sigh....
u should horn him again. hahaha.
 

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si|verfish said:
I have to admit Malaysians are a right bunch of assholes when it comes to parking. Double parking, triple parking, parking right onto the pedestrian pathways...you name it, Malaysians have done it. In fact in their quest to find more ingenius ways to shave their walking distance, one day they'll just ram their car into whichever building they wanted to go to. Bunch of lazy mofos.
Actually I am guilty of double parking sometimes. I do however make sure that I'm eating or drinking next to my car so that I can move my car when the person I'm obstucting wishes to leave. I've been double parked on numerous occasions before which is why I can emphatise. I hate people who double park and disappear. I once had to go into a bar and got the MC to ask which prick was blocking my car.
 

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PPl, the next time you guys see something like this, please make an effort to let the driver know that he/she is doing somthing wrong

somtimes drivers can just be a plain idiot not knowing what is right and whats wrong....I know....I know ..I know they're the worst kinda animals to roam the malaysian roads..

u should go down, and leave a curteous note, saying somthing like this "Please park your car properly next time"

and if you are irritated up to your ears, write somthing like "Big cars, small brain, park your car properly"

of course the latter have little effect on the of the dumbass driver's gulity conscience

the point is to make/tell the driver that he/she is doing soemthing thats wrong..

on repeated offence case, please feel free to use at least 1 inch nails or brake fluid (eats up car's paint) ... :devil_smile:
 
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Actually I am guilty of double parking sometimes. I do however make sure that I'm eating or drinking next to my car so that I can move my car when the person I'm obstucting wishes to leave. I've been double parked on numerous occasions before which is why I can emphatise. I hate people who double park and disappear. I once had to go into a bar and got the MC to ask which prick was blocking my car.
I'm not saying everyone who double parks is immediately a twat. It's how they do it. Like you said, there are assholes who go 2 blocks away and are nowhere to be found whilst their car is blocking someone elses. This sort of jerk off action is what pisses me off a lot. Then there are fuck heads who refuse to park in available proper parking bays at the end of the street or just metres away and have to park however they want in front of the place they are going to, presumably because they are retarded and lazy. I mean, come one, you have legs, fucking use them. Sometimes I wish I could pull a shotgun and pull the trigger with the barrel up their anuses.
 

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CressTT said:
u should go down, and leave a curteous note, saying somthing like this "Please park your car properly next time"
agreed but i've not been fortunate enough to actually catch them in the act.

CressTT said:
and if you are irritated up to your ears, write somthing like "Big cars, small brain, park your car properly"
that's my normal course of action. i normally write notes like ,"the lines are there for a reason, moron" or just simply , "hello! park prpperly lah".
 

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si|verfish said:
I'm not saying everyone who double parks is immediately a twat. It's how they do it. Like you said, there are assholes who go 2 blocks away and are nowhere to be found whilst their car is blocking someone elses. This sort of jerk off action is what pisses me off a lot. Then there are fuck heads who refuse to park in available proper parking bays at the end of the street or just metres away and have to park however they want in front of the place they are going to, presumably because they are retarded and lazy. I mean, come one, you have legs, fucking use them. Sometimes I wish I could pull a shotgun and pull the trigger with the barrel up their anuses.
I know dude, I wasn't being defensive.

Given the rate of car thefts, perhaps some people would not want to park in isolated dodgy areas. I know I don't. As we said however, just make sure you're within proximity of your car so that you can move it when required. The most annoying thing is when you are eating at the roadside and someone keeps pummeling his horn to attract the double parkers attention.
 

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I have to admit that in times of desperation(very rare), I double-parked as well and it's usually for 10 mins or less. But, but, but.... I'll leave my cuntact nbr on the screen as well as leave the door unlocked or with the handbrake off and gear is freed. This way, my car can be pushed or the affected party can use my car horns to honk. And, it's VERY LOUD, wan.
 

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I have to admit that in times of desperation(very rare), I double-parked as well and it's usually for 10 mins or less. But, but, but.... I'll leave my cuntact nbr on the screen as well as leave the door unlocked or with the handbrake off and gear is freed. This way, my car can be pushed or the affected party can use my car horns to honk. And, it's VERY LOUD, wan.
Wow dude, you have a lot of faith in our community. Someone may just decide to push your car all the way home. Hope you bring along that apparatus they use for measuring slopes if you plan to free your handbrake :)
 

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i still remember one incident.. at a clinic near taipan.. i sent my gf to see doc coz she wasn't feeling well.. after the consultation, i noticed a car double parked beside me.. i couldn't go out.

i started the engine wit lights on... no one came out.. i horned.. no one came out.. fuckerama... nite time already man.. i can't continue horning all the way...

and guess what.. the fucker was in the clinic, doing payment.. looking at me walking high and low looking for him.. .and he didn't even bother to quicken things up or at least give me a signal that he notice it. He just stood there are let me walk up and down for 15 minutes...

and he has the fucking cheek to say.. "tak boleh tunggu sekejap ar?" .. whoalan.. straight i fucked him.. "hey, u double park me and u say those words? you could have at least tell me u notice it!"

fuckerama just got into the car and drove away... i should have just kick his bloody car..
 

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i have dis kinda problem .....my neighbours cars alway aiming at my front gate and park thier big vehicle infront of my gate....told them several time edi still doing da same...not even inform u....juz park thier stupid vehicle like it is thier own front door....now put safety con infront of my house so far nothing happen yet

hope dey learn something for their stuborn face
 

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i still remember one incident.. at a clinic near taipan.. i sent my gf to see doc coz she wasn't feeling well.. after the consultation, i noticed a car double parked beside me.. i couldn't go out.

i started the engine wit lights on... no one came out.. i horned.. no one came out.. fuckerama... nite time already man.. i can't continue horning all the way...

and guess what.. the fucker was in the clinic, doing payment.. looking at me walking high and low looking for him.. .and he didn't even bother to quicken things up or at least give me a signal that he notice it. He just stood there are let me walk up and down for 15 minutes...

and he has the fucking cheek to say.. "tak boleh tunggu sekejap ar?" .. whoalan.. straight i fucked him.. "hey, u double park me and u say those words? you could have at least tell me u notice it!"

fuckerama just got into the car and drove away... i should have just kick his bloody car..
This is what we call "biadap" and "kurang ajar". Budaya bersopan - santun konon. Malaysians are rude. As exemplified by the piece of shit you met.
 

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Wow dude, you have a lot of faith in our community. Someone may just decide to push your car all the way home. Hope you bring along that apparatus they use for measuring slopes if you plan to free your handbrake :)

Hehehehehe... :regular_smile: Who would want to steal a car that's worth it's weight in scrap metal?
 

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Hehehehehe... :regular_smile: Who would want to steal a car that's worth it's weight in scrap metal?
They're stealing manhole covers, drain covers, sign posts and selling them to scrap metal dealers...you name it. I'm guessing they would be very interested in a very big piece of scrap metal that would even transport them to the scrap yard in relative comfort.
 

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