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headache

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Aiyooooo.... :sad_smile: Why so violent.

Just pry open the petrol cap and put a few spoonfuls of sugar inside, lor.
 

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headache said:
I sprayed about a quarter bottle of brake fluid on his bonnet.
What exactly does brake fluid does to cars exterior? Some told me it's corrosive but to what extent ar?

Y'all, check this out. Cropped and enlarged for everybody's convenience.

I am the ustaz of parking and so I say....
"Ni dah lebih ni. D'orang cam ni, kena ajo s'ma dia."

For others, why not just shove a serated 10" fruit knife down the driver's throat? Isn't that more effective?
 

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yeaa.. nowadays alot brainless drivers dunno where they get license wan..
park until double parking sia.. i saw once a kelisa took 2 parking space.. swtt!
dunno his car made of wat la..
 

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I have to admit Malaysians are a right bunch of assholes when it comes to parking. Double parking, triple parking, parking right onto the pedestrian pathways...you name it, Malaysians have done it. In fact in their quest to find more ingenius ways to shave their walking distance, one day they'll just ram their car into whichever building they wanted to go to. Bunch of lazy mofos.
 

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si|verfish said:
one day they'll just ram their car into whichever building they wanted to go to. Bunch of lazy mofos.
These people will be classified as terror-fucking-rist. Cos everyone will think they have a bomb in their car. So when they step out of the car, they should be clobbered to death by anybody who wants to release their anger. Just kill `em with bare hands and feet. If wearing safety boot even better still. The steel toe will come in handy. heh heh heh
 

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si|verfish said:
I have to admit Malaysians are a right bunch of assholes when it comes to parking. Double parking, triple parking, parking right onto the pedestrian pathways...you name it, Malaysians have done it. In fact in their quest to find more ingenius ways to shave their walking distance, one day they'll just ram their car into whichever building they wanted to go to. Bunch of lazy mofos.
errr u m'sian also rite? hahah like kutuking ownself.. buden... CERTAIN m'sians laaa better rite? not all of us do that.. i think.. > <?
 

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bmw_m3 said:
errr u m'sian also rite? hahah like kutuking ownself.. buden... CERTAIN m'sians laaa better rite? not all of us do that.. i think.. > <?
Of course I'm Malaysian. I prefer to say Malaysians because whatever the other idiot does reflects on me as well. We are all on the same boat. Which is why I don't want to say some, unless there is really only a small number of them. This parking malarky involves too many Malaysians for me to even consider the word some.
 

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Actually, for me I don't mind if a Ferrari or Veyron :) parked in front of my house. Its like eye candy. But other cars sure I will blow the tyre. Hehehe
 

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i think he/she purposely 1 lar.. showing that he/she owns a beemer and da car number is 13
 

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rayz85 said:
i think he/she purposely 1 lar.. showing that he/she owns a beemer and da car number is 13
Which makes him/her an even bigger idiot.

Beemer owners...think about what other motorists think of you when you're driving. They'll probably have an image of this sort of moron flashing in their heads. In other words, don't buy beemers, especially bottom of the range ones.
 

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headache said:
Well, at least traffic can still move. Wait till you see this arsehole that blocked my house until I have to park outside. Even the police cun't do anything.

Here's the picture as proof:

http://www.panducermat.org.my/forum/showthread.php?t=110
Dude, i feel your pain, i had the same experince just a couple of weeks ago... a car just parked in front of my gate, totally block my gate, what did i do ? i just keep horning until the owner comes out, and yet the owner give u the " i have the right to park here" look ~~!!! The owner is some neighbour's relative who came over nite here, but my question to him was, how come you park your car in front of my gate whereas there are spaces all around his house ?? he just mumble that he forget to park it other place and give me those "u still wanna question me ah since i'm reversing my car now" look......sigh....
 

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headache said:
Well, at least traffic can still move. Wait till you see this arsehole that blocked my house until I have to park outside. Even the police cun't do anything.

Here's the picture as proof:

http://www.panducermat.org.my/forum/showthread.php?t=110
wark kau that car lah ! Let the owner Know next time dun park infront of people hose .:angry_smile:
 

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Yeah... There're lots of these dicks parking around my house... Always blocking either the road or the entrance into my house... Grrr...

There was this once a lawyer that taught me a way to teach those ppl a lesson which is to buy a large block of ice and smash it onto the windscreen of the irresponsible driver's car... Do this during the nite la.. Haha... And on the next morning... God knows wut hit his car... The ice is gone..! Haha...!
 

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thorence74 said:
Dude, i feel your pain, i had the same experince just a couple of weeks ago... a car just parked in front of my gate, totally block my gate, what did i do ? i just keep horning until the owner comes out, and yet the owner give u the " i have the right to park here" look ~~!!! The owner is some neighbour's relative who came over nite here, but my question to him was, how come you park your car in front of my gate whereas there are spaces all around his house ?? he just mumble that he forget to park it other place and give me those "u still wanna question me ah since i'm reversing my car now" look......sigh....
u should horn him again. hahaha.
 

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si|verfish said:
I have to admit Malaysians are a right bunch of assholes when it comes to parking. Double parking, triple parking, parking right onto the pedestrian pathways...you name it, Malaysians have done it. In fact in their quest to find more ingenius ways to shave their walking distance, one day they'll just ram their car into whichever building they wanted to go to. Bunch of lazy mofos.
Actually I am guilty of double parking sometimes. I do however make sure that I'm eating or drinking next to my car so that I can move my car when the person I'm obstucting wishes to leave. I've been double parked on numerous occasions before which is why I can emphatise. I hate people who double park and disappear. I once had to go into a bar and got the MC to ask which prick was blocking my car.
 

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PPl, the next time you guys see something like this, please make an effort to let the driver know that he/she is doing somthing wrong

somtimes drivers can just be a plain idiot not knowing what is right and whats wrong....I know....I know ..I know they're the worst kinda animals to roam the malaysian roads..

u should go down, and leave a curteous note, saying somthing like this "Please park your car properly next time"

and if you are irritated up to your ears, write somthing like "Big cars, small brain, park your car properly"

of course the latter have little effect on the of the dumbass driver's gulity conscience

the point is to make/tell the driver that he/she is doing soemthing thats wrong..

on repeated offence case, please feel free to use at least 1 inch nails or brake fluid (eats up car's paint) ... :devil_smile:
 
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