Sami and the moon

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Mr Samy Vellu attends a UN meeting on space exploration by 2008. He is representing the Malaysian Prime Minister. Here are some of the conversations:

China Delegate: "By the year 2008, China will start their moon exploration project."

Russian Delegate: "We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we
will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."

George Bush: "We the United States will also explore the moon - for the second time."

Malaysian Delegate: "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a long silence.

Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian delegate: "Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"


Samy Vellu (thinking for awhile,adjusted his toupee): "We will do it in the evening."
 
Sammy Vellu: You laff at us now... the next country to try exploring the sun will have to go through our tolls!

XD XD XD roflmao

great post devious, thx.
 
oh that... i tot u meant he really did say those spacey things hahaha.

i dunno how many times i already died laffing at this guy. agree with u. XD
 
we all know he was never a bright person..... :P

He's a bright man, but with humourous character, he flames everyone whom attends in Parliament without caring their position.

The funniest part was when the issue for increasing speed limit on highways to 120kmh .. ;)
 
i just like the way he talk..the indian+bm+english slang..u hardly see a minister speaks that way but of course..i am not agree on some of the stuff he did
 

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