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<blockquote data-quote="sakuraguy" data-source="post: 506269" data-attributes="member: 6441"><p><strong>The Adventures of Rice-Boy and His Dog Mugen</strong></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596047[/ATTACH]</p><p>Episode 1: How to make your car faster </p><p>Hi. My name is Rice-Boy. I have the sweetest, most original car ever. The stickers make it go fast. So does the spoiler. Chicks love my car. They think it's fast. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596048[/ATTACH]</p><p>My parents are rich so they helped me fix up my car. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596049[/ATTACH]</p><p>My exhast makes my car sound like high performance. The big tip makes it go faster. The bigger the better! </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596050[/ATTACH]</p><p>This is my school. I live in Cerritos. This is where my rice-friends go to school too.</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596051[/ATTACH]</p><p>This is my car at night. The PIAA lights make me faster. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596052[/ATTACH]</p><p>After I bought my rims and cut my springs I didn't get any traction so i bought the top of the line tires. I don't know what happened to the traction. Cutting springs and getting rims makes you go faster. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596053[/ATTACH]</p><p>Someone told me that a Civic DX is slow so I took my Civic DX sticker off and wrote VTEC there. VTEC's are fast. Now my car is fast too. That day somoene told me to fix my alignment. I wonder what that is... That must mean my rims are good. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596054[/ATTACH]</p><p>I put Chinese letters on my car. I don't know what they mean but they make you faster. "Powered by Honda" makes you faster too. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596055[/ATTACH]</p><p>This is my car on the freeway. It bounces a lot and sometimes I hit my head... But that's the price you gotta pay if you want to go fast, 'cuz cutting springs makes you faster.</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596056[/ATTACH]</p><p>This is a side view of how I drive. Leaning back makes you go faster. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596057[/ATTACH]</p><p>This is the back view. If someone in front of you drives like this, watch out 'cuz he's a high performance driver! He knows how to go fast! </p><p></p><p>I keep my hand on the shifter even though I got an automatic car. That's so people think I have a stick. Manual transmission makes you faster. Sometimes when I am stopped on a hill I put it in neutral then shift to "D" to roll back and look like a manual. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596058[/ATTACH]</p><p>My signal lights blink really fast. This makes your car turn faster. Blue back-up lights make you back up faster. </p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]596059[/ATTACH]</p><p>These are the things you gotta do to go fast - some people just think they know - but I know what really makes you fast... and watch out, cuz I did 'em all! </p><p></p><p></p><p>THE END</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sakuraguy, post: 506269, member: 6441"] [b]The Adventures of Rice-Boy and His Dog Mugen[/b] [ATTACH=full]596047[/ATTACH] Episode 1: How to make your car faster Hi. My name is Rice-Boy. I have the sweetest, most original car ever. The stickers make it go fast. So does the spoiler. Chicks love my car. They think it's fast. [ATTACH=full]596048[/ATTACH] My parents are rich so they helped me fix up my car. [ATTACH=full]596049[/ATTACH] My exhast makes my car sound like high performance. The big tip makes it go faster. The bigger the better! [ATTACH=full]596050[/ATTACH] This is my school. I live in Cerritos. This is where my rice-friends go to school too. [ATTACH=full]596051[/ATTACH] This is my car at night. The PIAA lights make me faster. [ATTACH=full]596052[/ATTACH] After I bought my rims and cut my springs I didn't get any traction so i bought the top of the line tires. I don't know what happened to the traction. Cutting springs and getting rims makes you go faster. [ATTACH=full]596053[/ATTACH] Someone told me that a Civic DX is slow so I took my Civic DX sticker off and wrote VTEC there. VTEC's are fast. Now my car is fast too. That day somoene told me to fix my alignment. I wonder what that is... That must mean my rims are good. [ATTACH=full]596054[/ATTACH] I put Chinese letters on my car. I don't know what they mean but they make you faster. "Powered by Honda" makes you faster too. [ATTACH=full]596055[/ATTACH] This is my car on the freeway. It bounces a lot and sometimes I hit my head... But that's the price you gotta pay if you want to go fast, 'cuz cutting springs makes you faster. [ATTACH=full]596056[/ATTACH] This is a side view of how I drive. Leaning back makes you go faster. [ATTACH=full]596057[/ATTACH] This is the back view. If someone in front of you drives like this, watch out 'cuz he's a high performance driver! He knows how to go fast! I keep my hand on the shifter even though I got an automatic car. That's so people think I have a stick. Manual transmission makes you faster. Sometimes when I am stopped on a hill I put it in neutral then shift to "D" to roll back and look like a manual. [ATTACH=full]596058[/ATTACH] My signal lights blink really fast. This makes your car turn faster. Blue back-up lights make you back up faster. [ATTACH=full]596059[/ATTACH] These are the things you gotta do to go fast - some people just think they know - but I know what really makes you fast... and watch out, cuz I did 'em all! THE END [/QUOTE]
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