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<blockquote data-quote="Joeker" data-source="post: 2284016" data-attributes="member: 591"><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">An Indian man died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the heaven Gate</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Siva the God said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here."<strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks verywhere? There</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner.</span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, "God Siva, what's the</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?¡¨ God Siva replied, "The clocks</span></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person.</span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute."</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move.</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Click" The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute. "Click" It moved another minute." Aru must be into closing a customer right now," said God Siva. "The minute hand on his clock moves all day."</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The man and God Siva continued walking. Soon, they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand. "Whose clock is this?" asked the man. That clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest,</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">God-fearing, people on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two."</span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said, "I've</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span> </span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">seen everyone's clock but Mr. Semi Value's. Where is his clock?</span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">God Siva smiled, "Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan."</span></span></strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Joeker, post: 2284016, member: 591"] [B][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]An Indian man died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the heaven Gate[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]Siva the God said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here."[B] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks verywhere? There[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][SIZE=1] [/SIZE][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial][B] [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse. Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, "God Siva, what's the[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][SIZE=1] [/SIZE][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?¡¨ God Siva replied, "The clocks[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][SIZE=1][B] [/B][/SIZE][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial][B] [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute." "For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move. "Click" The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute. "Click" It moved another minute." Aru must be into closing a customer right now," said God Siva. "The minute hand on his clock moves all day." The man and God Siva continued walking. Soon, they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand. "Whose clock is this?" asked the man. That clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest,[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]God-fearing, people on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial][B] [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said, "I've[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial]seen everyone's clock but Mr. Semi Value's. Where is his clock?[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT=Arial][B] [B][B][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial]God Siva smiled, "Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan."[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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