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Message: <blockquote data-quote="simplythebest" data-source="post: 434781" data-attributes="member: 30"><p>Little Johnny sees Daddy's car passing the playground and go into the woods. </p><p>Curious he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a "Passionate Embrace". </p><p>For little Johnny, this is so exciting that he can hardly contain himself and runs home and </p><p>starts to tell his Mother excitedly............. </p><p>MOMMY MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDDY AND.................. </p><p>"Slow down", she tells Johnny as she wants to hear the story. </p><p>Then Johnny says: "I was at the playground when I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with </p><p>Aunty Jane. I went back to look for him and saw him giving Aunty Jane a big kiss, then he </p><p>helped her take off her skirt then Aunty Jane helped Daddy take off his pants. </p><p>Aunty Jane then laid down on the seat and then Daddy.................... </p><p>At this point Mommy cuts him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose </p><p>you save the rest of it for suppertime to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." </p><p>That night at the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. </p><p>Johnny starts the story describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, </p><p>the laying down on the seat and............................. </p><p>"then Daddy and Aunty Jane did the same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do </p><p>when Daddy was in the army!" </p><p></p><p>Moral of the story: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before interrupting. :P</p></blockquote><p></p>

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