lets...throw in our best pickupline...lrt,clubs,mamak...

[jeffblazed]

come on dudes...lets put up....our best pickup lines.....................

 

[fstr]

lrt - pigi mana cik?

clubs - wanna gangbang or not?

mamak - TEH O AIS SATU!!!

 

[jeffblazed]

lrt - pigi mana cik?

clubs - wanna gangbang or not?

mamak - TEH O AIS SATU!!!

haiya dude u realy use those pickup lines ah...damn brave la u.........

 

[sarcastics]

lrt - hey lady, you've dropped something

clubs - hey pretty, you've dropped something

mamak - oi cibet, you've dropped something

 

[TypicalGuy]

hey gal..u drop ur 50 dollars.....

give ur 50 to her then know her name

 

[drewster]

WOAH lu damn kaya ahhh

 

[NOSkill]

Hi girl, my name is Jack, but you can call me tonight.

 

[jeffblazed]

whats your name.......

 

[Kopi]

LRT - ........ (dun carelah... rarely got chick with nice smell... almost all smell like ketiak un-odoronoed)
Clubs - ........ my fren there bet RM50 wit me to talk with u. i just need the 50, but I'll blanja u minum later at mamak...
Mamak - (play play eyes oni)... Kopi tongkat ali satu!

 

[damienyum]

how much for 1 session..........................

 

[Jun_EK9]

i already saw your boobs..can i see more tonite

 

[adamkuek]

All i know best is:

LRT: Girl will say SHKUSEE...SHKUSSEEE... me.. ( Excuse me?? )
Clubs: Girl will say.. Hi!~... i notice ya .. u come here often?
i will say: Huh?? i cant hear ya...
( she will move closer n i will have a nice view of her Jurang Mariana )
Mamak: Girl will say: Woop Woop..PANAS PANAS ( even if i had ordered ICE LEMON TEA)

 

[Dique]

club: Your place or my place?

 

[satria_95]

LRT :
Hi Miss. I've got a knife behind your neck. `Scuse me or my knife'll sex with the back of your neck.

Clubs :
me- hi. may I sit here?
girl- (turns to look at me, smiling) yeah, sure
me- Oh shit. ... I mean...erm.... I think it's alright. I'll go to another club. Thanks ugly. I mean pretty. I mean... ermm.... bye

Mamak :
Me- (takes a bottle and smashes it on the chick's head) OH FUCK ! YOU'RE BLEEDING. I didn't know you're a virgin!
Me- (takes broken bottle and stab/scratch/pierce her friend's neck/face/wherever) OH SHIT! All your friends are virgins too! They're all bleeding too! Quick ! Call the damn coroner!

 

[NOSkill]

LRT :
Hi Miss. I've got a knife behind your neck. `Scuse me or my knife'll sex with the back of your neck.

Clubs :
me- hi. may I sit here?
girl- (turns to look at me, smiling) yeah, sure
me- Oh shit. ... I mean...erm.... I think it's alright. I'll go to another club. Thanks ugly. I mean pretty. I mean... ermm.... bye

Mamak :
Me- (takes a bottle and smashes it on the chick's head) OH FUCK ! YOU'RE BLEEDING. I didn't know you're a virgin!
Me- (takes broken bottle and stab/scratch/pierce her friend's neck/face/wherever) OH SHIT! All your friends are virgins too! They're all bleeding too! Quick ! Call the damn coroner!

Must be the effect of the violent full moon, heh?? :D