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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2932324" data-attributes="member: 14320">{From The Continuing Saga Of Little Johnny}One day, little Johnny was bugging his mother, so she told him togo outside and play. Johnny went outside and down the street. Hesaw firefighters rescue a little baby from a burning building and savethe day. He ran home all excited that he saw this, and started to tellhis mother. She interrupted him, saying, "I already heard it all on myscanner." Little Johnny pouts and goes to his room.The next day, his mother tells him to go out and play. Again he goesdown the street and this time he sees an ambulance show up at anaccident and save the people's lives. He rushes home and starts to tellhis mother what he saw. She interrupts saying she already heard it onher scanner.Again The next day, she sends him out to play, but this time he decidesto go a different way. He walks around farmer Mac's barn and sees himscrewing a pig in the ass. He thinks to himself man I shouldn't be here.He starts to sneak away when "snap", he steps on a twig. Mac hears himand says, "Hey Johnny is that you?" Johnny says, "Yeah." The farmer askJohnny if he wants to try it. Johnny thinks, why not, and has himselfthe time of his life.When he's done he runs home and starts yelling, "Mommy, mommy, guesswhat I did today!"She says, "OK, what?"He proudly says, "I got laid."She replies, "In a pig's ass."Johnny, now pissed, screams, "DAMN SCANNER!!"</blockquote>

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