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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2903509" data-attributes="member: 14320">"escort"A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip.Not wishing to be alone, he calls an "escort" service for some company.Soon, a strikingly beautiful hooker arrives. Without preamble the hooker says, "I want to tell you right up front, my minimum fee is 500 Dollars, and that's for a hand job.""500 Dollars for a hand job? Why, that's outrageous!" the man exclaimed. "No hand job in the world could be worth 500 Dollars!"The hooker summons the man to the window and points down onto the parking lot below."See that cherry red Maserati down there? I own that because of what I can do with my hands." Against his better judgment, the man pays the 500 Dollars and sure enough the hooker sends him into utter bliss, by far the best sexual experience of his life. After he recuperates he says to the hooker, "God that was fantastic!! How much for a blowjob?""2,500 Dollars," the hooker replied."2,500 Dollars for a blowjob?" cried the astonished man. "That's way too much!"Again the hooker summons the man to the window, this time pointing across the street. "Do you see that large medical building right off the strip there? I own that because of what I can do with my mouth.""Oh no," moans the man, "this is gonna break me, but I just have to try it."Once again the hooker takes him to the edge of the universe and back, far surpassing the pleasure he received earlier, leaving him utterly drained and totally gratified.As soon as the man can speak again, he says, "I just have to know. How much do you get for pu$$y?"The hooker drags the man to the window for a third time, points and proclaims, "Do you see the MGM Grand Hotel sitting there on the corner? I could own that if I had a pu$$Y!</blockquote>

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