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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2900894" data-attributes="member: 14320">Pussies GalorePart 2THE STALKER PUSSYThis is the pussy that pisses you off the most. You see, the woman youboned for a fling or as a favor keeps coming back like a bad cold. Ifshe has a bad day at work, she "stalks your dick." If she has a badmeal, "she stalks your dick." If she has a bad hair day, she "stalksyour dick." If she sees an ex, she "stalks your dick." No what, she"stalks your dick." It is easy to tell if the woman you're with fallsinto this category. She always uses phrases like these when she isfucking you: "DON'T RUN FROM THIS PUSSY." "AIN'T THIS SOME SWEET PUSSY?""TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS PUSSY." "WHAT IS MY NAME?" "WHO'S DICK IS THIS?""TALK TO ME DADDY, I DON'T HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT NOW," and finally, "YOULIKE WHEN YOU IN THIS PUSSY AND WHIPPIN' IT!"~~~~~TUNA PUSSYThis is the pussy that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. You canrecognize it easily because she may have cats swarming around her oreverybody at the local pub knows her name. When you walk into a room,you know she is there or was there. This is dangerous pussy. The problemis that the babe is fine and you ain't had no pussy in a long while. Thedog in you wants some pussy. You know that this pussy is experienced andcould put a hurt on you in more ways than one. This is the pussy youdon't want anyone to know you sampled. You DON'T EAT this pussy. Afteryou sample this pussy, you immediately take a shower or at the veryleast scrub your dick in the sink with some disinfectant.~~~~~GODDAMN PUSSYMen, now this is pussy that will definitely send you to hell if you'renot married to it. This pussy is just like YES M'AM PUSSY and THUNDERTHIGHS PUSSY. Her pussy is snug-not too tight-and juicy. She canaccommodate larger than average size dick. She has good control of herpussy muscles which can make any size dick feel at home. This pussymakes you numb, cry and pray all at the same time. While you are givingit to her doggy style or with you laying down and she sits on top ofyou, you look towards the heavens and say, "GODDAMN THIS IS SOME GOODPUSSY!!"</blockquote>