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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2896280" data-attributes="member: 14320">I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier.As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have.""Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?""Yes it is" I answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you're wearing.""Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile."Yes, very pretty" I answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?""Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?""Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky'?""Because he fucks pigs!"</blockquote>

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