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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2828663" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Crimes of Passion</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p>A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for</p><p>today is to each stand up in turn speak their name and admit to their</p><p>fellow inmates what crime they committed.</p><p></p><p>The first prisoner stands and says, "My name is Daniel and I'm in</p><p>for murder." Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on the</p><p>back for admitting his wrongdoing.</p><p></p><p>The next guy stands up and says "My name is Mike and I'm in for</p><p>armed robbery." Again, there is a round of approving looks.</p><p></p><p>This goes around the circle until it gets to the last guy. He stands</p><p>up and says, "My name is Luke, but I'm not telling you what I'm in for."</p><p></p><p>The group leader says, "Now, come on Luke, you have to admit it</p><p>to us to make any progress. Tell us what you did."</p><p></p><p>"Ok then. I'm in for fucking dogs."</p><p></p><p>Everyone is disgusted!</p><p></p><p>They all shout, "Oh that's disgusting! How LOW can you go!?!"</p><p></p><p>"Chihuahuas, " Luke replies.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2828663, member: 14320"] [B]Crimes of Passion [/B] A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for today is to each stand up in turn speak their name and admit to their fellow inmates what crime they committed. The first prisoner stands and says, "My name is Daniel and I'm in for murder." Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on the back for admitting his wrongdoing. The next guy stands up and says "My name is Mike and I'm in for armed robbery." Again, there is a round of approving looks. This goes around the circle until it gets to the last guy. He stands up and says, "My name is Luke, but I'm not telling you what I'm in for." The group leader says, "Now, come on Luke, you have to admit it to us to make any progress. Tell us what you did." "Ok then. I'm in for fucking dogs." Everyone is disgusted! They all shout, "Oh that's disgusting! How LOW can you go!?!" "Chihuahuas, " Luke replies. [/QUOTE]
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