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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2804374" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Compassionate Leave</strong></p><p></p><p>A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection.</p><p></p><p>"Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted. "Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave."</p><p></p><p>"Yessir," the Sgt. Major replied.</p><p></p><p>A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man.</p><p></p><p>"Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 days compassionate home leave," the Colonel barked.</p><p></p><p>A few months later, same guy, same problem.</p><p></p><p>The Colonel is angry. "Sergeant-Major! Haven't we given this man two compassionate home leaves?"</p><p></p><p>"Yessir," the Sgt. Major replies.</p><p></p><p>"Then what's his problem, Sgt. Major?" the Colonel asks.</p><p></p><p>The Sgt. Major salutes and says, "Sir. It's you he's fond of."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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