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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2750548" data-attributes="member: 14320">A blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and helpme. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to getStarted.'Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all overthe table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns toher and says,'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able toassemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have anice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .... .(scroll down)'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'*****************The news interviewed an 80-year-old lady who had just gotten married for the 4th time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation."He's a funeral director," she answered."Interesting," the newsman thought.He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."</blockquote>

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