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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2735908" data-attributes="member: 14320">Accountant JokeOnce a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: "Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only. Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only... Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal. Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: Doctor: OK. Tell me. Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work running like a deer I work all the day like a donkey I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. I wag my tail in front of all my bosses I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. I am like a rabbit before my wife Doctor: are you an Accountant? Man: Yes Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an accountant . Come man, no one can treat you better than me.</blockquote>

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