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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2650406" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Wacky Greetings for UNLOVED ONES!!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - I've changed my mind. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">5. Someday I hope to marry... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - Someone other than you. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - Almost lifelike! </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">8. We've been friends for a very long time... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - What do you say we stop? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">9. I'm so miserable without you... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.) </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - What was I thinking? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2650406, member: 14320"] [B][FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Wacky Greetings for UNLOVED ONES!![/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Olive"]1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.) 14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking? 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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