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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2635993" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks</strong></p><p></p><p>Man : I know how to please a woman. </p><p>Woman : Then please leave me alone. </p><p>Man : I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : I want to give myself to you. </p><p>Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. </p><p>Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : You look like a dream. </p><p>Woman : Go back to sleep. </p><p>Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare? </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign? </p><p>Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop. </p><p>Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield." </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : Your body is like a temple. </p><p>Woman : Sorry, there are no services today. </p><p>Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? </p><p>Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? </p><p>Man : You're right. I was lying. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : Haven't I seen you someplace before? </p><p>Woman : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. </p><p>Man : Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : So, what do you do for a living? </p><p>Woman : I'm a female impersonator. </p><p>Man : So that's how you got the moustache. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : "Want to dance?" </p><p>Woman : "No, thank you." </p><p>Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you." </p><p></p><p></p><p>Man : You're pretty </p><p>Woman : Piss off. </p><p>Man : Don't interrupt, You're pretty....... ugly.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2635993, member: 14320"] [B]Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks[/B] Man : I know how to please a woman. Woman : Then please leave me alone. Man : I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then. Man : I want to give myself to you. Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then. Man : You look like a dream. Woman : Go back to sleep. Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare? Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop. Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield." Man : Your body is like a temple. Woman : Sorry, there are no services today. Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior. Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? Man : You're right. I was lying. Man : Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man : Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway. Man : So, what do you do for a living? Woman : I'm a female impersonator. Man : So that's how you got the moustache. Man : "Want to dance?" Woman : "No, thank you." Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you." Man : You're pretty Woman : Piss off. Man : Don't interrupt, You're pretty....... ugly. [/QUOTE]
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