Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
Jokes Archieve - Text Based
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2626935" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>DAILY TALKING BY STREET</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Viagra Life is: For people who only want to masturbate.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?</p><p>He's a little stiff now.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Scientists have just released Viagra in the form of eye drops. Apparently it does nothing for your sex life </p><p>but it makes you look really hard.</p><p></p><p></p><p>What do the vacuum "dirt devil" and Viagra have in common?</p><p>They both put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand</p><p></p><p></p><p>What are the advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. </p><p>They give like hell.They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there are no wedding bells!</p><p></p><p></p><p>What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?</p><p>Goes-in-tight!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Have you heard about the brown nosed duck? </p><p>He could fly just as fast as the other ducks, but couldn't stop as fast.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Why was the two-piece bikini invented?</p><p>To separate the meat section from the dairy section</p><p></p><p></p><p>What do you call a 400 lb woman who likes to have sex with men and women at the same time?</p><p>A bisexual built for two.</p><p></p><p></p><p>What does a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common?</p><p>If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2626935, member: 14320"] [B]DAILY TALKING BY STREET[/B] Viagra Life is: For people who only want to masturbate. Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? He's a little stiff now. Scientists have just released Viagra in the form of eye drops. Apparently it does nothing for your sex life but it makes you look really hard. What do the vacuum "dirt devil" and Viagra have in common? They both put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand What are the advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. They give like hell.They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there are no wedding bells! What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight! Have you heard about the brown nosed duck? He could fly just as fast as the other ducks, but couldn't stop as fast. Why was the two-piece bikini invented? To separate the meat section from the dairy section What do you call a 400 lb woman who likes to have sex with men and women at the same time? A bisexual built for two. What does a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common? If the rubber breaks they are both in deep shit! [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
Proton Preve R3 body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua Ativa gear up body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Mperformance front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FC fk7si front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
brake caliper spray
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 bodykit/diffuser set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua Axia Rahmah bodykit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Nissan Almera Tomei body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
original rare Black Racing Pro N1 16x6.5jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Forbes Magazine Rates Goodyear as one of America's Most Reputable Companies!
The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company has managed to themselves listed as one of Forbes Magazine's...
New Owner Looking for MR2 Bodyparts
Hello,
I am a new member here. I just inherited a junk mr2. No mods yet. Now looking for body parts. If possible i want to have a wide body kit. Where can i look for Mr2 parts?
If anyone has anything up for sale...
Japan Car of the Year Finalists
The countdown has begun for 2007-2008 Japan Car of the Year (JCOTY) and so far it’s all going pretty much as expected.
JCOTY is...
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
Jokes Archieve - Text Based