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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2571740" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Teacher vs Ram</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>Teacher : Why have you come late ?</p><p></p><p>Ram : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse..</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Tell me the truth.</p><p></p><p>Ram : Err...I came late becz of the sign</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Sign... what sign</p><p></p><p>Ram : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "</p><p></p><p>************ *****</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Ram.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table</p><p></p><p>Ram : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.</p><p></p><p>************ ******</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Ram... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "</p><p></p><p>Ram : I is.......... .</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come</p><p></p><p>Ram : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets</p><p></p><p>************ ******* </p><p></p><p>(during maths period)</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Ram...If I give you one puppy today and another tommorow then how much would you have</p><p></p><p>Ram : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home</p><p></p><p>************ ********</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Ram... How do you spell elephant</p><p></p><p>Ram : E-L-E-F-A-N- T</p><p></p><p>Teacher : It is wrong</p><p></p><p>Ram : But you asked me how I spell it</p><p></p><p>************ ********* *</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Ram....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays</p><p></p><p>Ram : Here it is sir</p><p></p><p>Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribled?</p><p></p><p>Ram : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's</p><p></p><p>************ ********* *</p><p></p><p>Teacher : Ram... why do you always score less marks in history</p><p></p><p>Ram : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2571740, member: 14320"] [B]Teacher vs Ram[/B] Teacher : Why have you come late ? Ram : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.. Teacher : Tell me the truth. Ram : Err...I came late becz of the sign Teacher : Sign... what sign Ram : The sign which said "school ahead go slow " ************ ***** Teacher : Ram.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table Ram : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables. ************ ****** Teacher : Ram... Tell a sentence using the letter " I " Ram : I is.......... . Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come Ram : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets ************ ******* (during maths period) Teacher : Ram...If I give you one puppy today and another tommorow then how much would you have Ram : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home ************ ******** Teacher : Ram... How do you spell elephant Ram : E-L-E-F-A-N- T Teacher : It is wrong Ram : But you asked me how I spell it ************ ********* * Teacher : Ram....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays Ram : Here it is sir Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribled? Ram : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's ************ ********* * Teacher : Ram... why do you always score less marks in history Ram : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born [/QUOTE]
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