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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2554064" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DimGray">Nice Tongue Twisters</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook </p><p>Cookies </p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p>I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw . </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said " this butter's bitter! </p><p>But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some </p><p>Better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so </p><p>'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter! </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that </p><p>The big black bug bit? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug </p><p>Back. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If you understand, say "understand". </p><p>If you don't understand, say "don't understand". </p><p>But if you understand and say "don't understand". </p><p>How do I understand that you understand? Understand! </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB </p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD" </p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the </p><p>Witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or </p><p>Slide down the slide- By S.Walton </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue . </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus! </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Double bubble gum, bubbles double. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see </p><p>Was sea, sea, sea. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ... </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which </p><p>Watch? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? . </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I thought a thought. </p><p>But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. </p><p>If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I </p><p>Wouldn't have thought so much. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a </p><p>Fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a </p><p>Fellow means?" </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck </p><p>Wood </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>An Ape hates grape cakes. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a </p><p>Sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , </p><p>BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, </p><p>ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES </p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk </p><p>Thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside </p><p>Outside his inside inn. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the </p><p>Doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or </p><p>Does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon </p><p>Bamboo, baboon bamboo...... </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne </p><p>Throughout Thursday. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Do tongue twisters twist your tongue? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not </p><p>Worth noticing. </p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very </p><p>fuzzy... was he??? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans? </p><p>A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can </p><p>cans. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop </p><p>wood? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug </p><p>bleed? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his </p><p>Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find? </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Penny's pretty pink piggy bank </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the </p><p>doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the </p><p>doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way" </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said </p><p>the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to </p><p>toot?' </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. </p><p>Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, </p><p>if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, </p><p>wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? </p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Black bug's blood. </p><p>Crisp crusts crackle and crunch. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you </p><p>off in! </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Tie a knot, tie a knot. </p><p>Tie a tight, tight knot. </p><p>Tie a knot in the shape of a nought. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Freshly-fried fat flying fish </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Rubber baby-buggy bumpers. </p><p></p><p></p><p>____________ _________ _______ </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2554064, member: 14320"] [B][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="DimGray"]Nice Tongue Twisters[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook Cookies ____________ _________ _______ I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw . ____________ _________ _______ Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said " this butter's bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some Better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter! ____________ _________ _______ Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that The big black bug bit? ____________ _________ _______ A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug Back. ____________ _________ _______ If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand! ____________ _________ _______ I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you. ____________ _________ _______ RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB ____________ _________ _______ "RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD" ____________ _________ _______ I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the Witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. ____________ _________ _______ If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or Slide down the slide- By S.Walton ____________ _________ _______ Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble ____________ _________ _______ These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue . ____________ _________ _______ Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. ____________ _________ _______ You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus! ____________ _________ _______ Double bubble gum, bubbles double. ____________ _________ _______ A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea. ____________ _________ _______ A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box. ____________ _________ _______ Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ... ____________ _________ _______ Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People ____________ _________ _______ If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which Watch? ____________ _________ _______ Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? . ____________ _________ _______ Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward. ____________ _________ _______ I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I Wouldn't have thought so much. ____________ _________ _______ Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a Fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a Fellow means?" ____________ _________ _______ How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood ____________ _________ _______ I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! ____________ _________ _______ An Ape hates grape cakes. ____________ _________ _______ She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more ____________ _________ _______ I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a Sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it. ____________ _________ _______ Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more. ____________ _________ _______ SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES ____________ _________ _______ A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk Thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump? ____________ _________ _______ The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside Outside his inside inn. ____________ _________ _______ If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the Doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or Does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? ____________ _________ _______ Baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon Bamboo, baboon bamboo...... ____________ _________ _______ My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch. ____________ _________ _______ The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne Throughout Thursday. ____________ _________ _______ Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors. ____________ _________ _______ Do tongue twisters twist your tongue? ____________ _________ _______ Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies ____________ _________ _______ If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not Worth noticing. ____________ _________ _______ Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he??? ____________ _________ _______ How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans. ____________ _________ _______ How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood? ____________ _________ _______ If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed? ____________ _________ _______ If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find? ____________ _________ _______ Penny's pretty pink piggy bank ____________ _________ _______ "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way" ____________ _________ _______ A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?' ____________ _________ _______ One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. ____________ _________ _______ Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ____________ _________ _______ Black bug's blood. Crisp crusts crackle and crunch. ____________ _________ _______ It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in! ____________ _________ _______ Tie a knot, tie a knot. Tie a tight, tight knot. Tie a knot in the shape of a nought. ____________ _________ _______ Freshly-fried fat flying fish ____________ _________ _______ Rubber baby-buggy bumpers. ____________ _________ _______ Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks. [/QUOTE]
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