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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4547433" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Sex Pills</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife.</p><p></p><p>He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said "Take one pill for a great night." The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night so he downed the whole bottle.</p><p></p><p>In the morning the neighbors came over to find the man's son sitting on the porch crying.</p><p></p><p>"What's wrong?" they said. The boy replied, "Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my butt hurts and dad's in the basement yelling 'here kitty"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*****</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A recent study asked a group of women if their cunts twitched after sex.</p><p>98% said "No, he just lays there scratching his balls"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion.</p><p>The nutritionist says "It’s simple - you are what you eat".</p><p>so the lesbian turns to her and says...</p><p>Are you calling me a cunt?"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Sing a song of syphilis,</p><p>A fanny full of crabs,</p><p>Four and twenty absesses,</p><p>Twice as many scabs,</p><p>When it starts to open,</p><p>A crab begins to sing</p><p>What a fucking dirty cunt to put a penis in !</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*****</span></strong></p><p></p><p>For a lark this strip joint has a contest, for the smelliest</p><p>cunt contest. So this Fat disgusting chick shows up with</p><p>her husband. She's so fat and lazy she has to be assisted</p><p>by her husband to the cunt stand. She blows the doors</p><p>out of this place because her cunt is so smelly. She wins</p><p>hands down. Her brave husband had stuck with her and</p><p>accepted the check for winning the contest. The</p><p>management couldn't help but ask, how do you stand the</p><p>smell. He says, "well when she first died two weeks ago,</p><p>it was pretty bad, but you get used to it."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4547433, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Sex Pills[/COLOR][/B] There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife. He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said "Take one pill for a great night." The man thought that he wanted a stupendous night so he downed the whole bottle. In the morning the neighbors came over to find the man's son sitting on the porch crying. "What's wrong?" they said. The boy replied, "Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my butt hurts and dad's in the basement yelling 'here kitty" [B][COLOR="Red"]*****[/COLOR][/B] A recent study asked a group of women if their cunts twitched after sex. 98% said "No, he just lays there scratching his balls" [B][COLOR="Red"] ***[/COLOR][/B] A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion. The nutritionist says "It’s simple - you are what you eat". so the lesbian turns to her and says... Are you calling me a cunt?" [B][COLOR="Red"] ***[/COLOR][/B] Sing a song of syphilis, A fanny full of crabs, Four and twenty absesses, Twice as many scabs, When it starts to open, A crab begins to sing What a fucking dirty cunt to put a penis in ! [B][COLOR="Red"]*****[/COLOR][/B] For a lark this strip joint has a contest, for the smelliest cunt contest. So this Fat disgusting chick shows up with her husband. She's so fat and lazy she has to be assisted by her husband to the cunt stand. She blows the doors out of this place because her cunt is so smelly. She wins hands down. Her brave husband had stuck with her and accepted the check for winning the contest. The management couldn't help but ask, how do you stand the smell. He says, "well when she first died two weeks ago, it was pretty bad, but you get used to it." [/QUOTE]
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