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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4545887" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Chicken At The MoviesAn old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken onhis shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants toknow who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, ofcourse!""I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in thetheater."The guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his pants.He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside thetheater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the manunzips his pants so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch themovie. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and ishorrified. She elbows her friend Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this manover here has just unzipped his pants!" Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don'tworry about it...you've seen one,you've seen them all." Agnes says, "I KNOW...BUT THIS ONE IS EATING MY POPCORN!!"============I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips,mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I'venot eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your fucking will power'A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time; she said 'sorry aboutthe wait.' I said 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually 'Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inchestonight, I thought to myself "fat chance" with a face like that!One Greek says to another, "Do you think you'll ever goback to Greece?""No," he answered, "I'll stick with K-YJelly!"</blockquote>

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