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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4544346" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">My Girl Is So Big....</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Her clit has a knee.</p><p></p><p>She took off all her clothes, lied in bed, spread her legs... I said to</p><p>myself, "What am I doing in this lane? I don't have exact change."</p><p></p><p>She was always fat................She was born an only twin.</p><p></p><p>She used to find money that was left under her pillow by the tusk fairy.</p><p></p><p>She was built like the Liberty Bell, only her crack was bigger.</p><p></p><p>Her last gynecologist quit........He was afraid of the dark.</p><p></p><p>I took her to Mount Rushmore, she couldn't decide which face to sit on...</p><p></p><p>Of course, she insists that she's not fat, it's just that they built</p><p>the sidewalks too close to her ass.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">KLKLKLK</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?</p><p>A. One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching it's ass</p><p>and the other's a chimpanzee.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Good:Your children are sexually active.</p><p>Bad:With each other.</p><p>Worse:And your wife.</p><p></p><p>Good:Hot outdoor sex.</p><p>Bad:Getting arrested.</p><p>Worse:By your husband.</p><p></p><p>Good:The teacher likes your son.</p><p>Bad:Sexually.</p><p>Worse:The teacher is a he.</p><p></p><p>Good:You go home for a quickie.</p><p>Bad:You get caught by your wife.</p><p>Worse:You're with her sister.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>KLKLKLK</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Mrs. Grednick, who was a little on the chubby</p><p>side, was at her weight-watchers meeting.</p><p>"My husband insists I come to these meetings</p><p>because he would rather screw a woman</p><p>with a trim figure," she lamented to the</p><p>woman next to her.</p><p></p><p>"Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with</p><p>that? You'll feel better, too."</p><p></p><p>"You don't understand. He likes to do it while</p><p>I'm stuck at these damn meetings."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4544346, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]My Girl Is So Big....[/COLOR][/B] Her clit has a knee. She took off all her clothes, lied in bed, spread her legs... I said to myself, "What am I doing in this lane? I don't have exact change." She was always fat................She was born an only twin. She used to find money that was left under her pillow by the tusk fairy. She was built like the Liberty Bell, only her crack was bigger. Her last gynecologist quit........He was afraid of the dark. I took her to Mount Rushmore, she couldn't decide which face to sit on... Of course, she insists that she's not fat, it's just that they built the sidewalks too close to her ass. [B][COLOR="Red"]KLKLKLK[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? A. One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching it's ass and the other's a chimpanzee. Good:Your children are sexually active. Bad:With each other. Worse:And your wife. Good:Hot outdoor sex. Bad:Getting arrested. Worse:By your husband. Good:The teacher likes your son. Bad:Sexually. Worse:The teacher is a he. Good:You go home for a quickie. Bad:You get caught by your wife. Worse:You're with her sister. [COLOR="Red"][B]KLKLKLK[/B][/COLOR] Mrs. Grednick, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting. "My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure," she lamented to the woman next to her. "Well," the lady replied, "what's wrong with that? You'll feel better, too." "You don't understand. He likes to do it while I'm stuck at these damn meetings." [/QUOTE]
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