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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4536485" data-attributes="member: 14320">A woman answered a knock on her front door, and there stooda man who asked, "Do you have a vagina?"Shocked, she slammed the door in his face. After the sameexact thing happened three days in a row, she told her husbandall about it."OK," he responded, "tomorrow I'll be hiding behind the doorwhen he knocks. You answer him, 'Yes'."Sure enough, she opened the door to the knock and the managain said, "Do you have a vagina?""Yes.""Then please tell your husband to stop fucking my wife."o0o0o0Joe pulled over the car by the side of the road and showedKevin where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree. I remember the dayplainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so muchin love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,"Joe recalled."That sounds wonderful," said Kevin."Yes. It was ok until I looked up and noticed her motherwas standing right there watching us.""Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you makinglove to her daughter?"....."Baaaaaaa.....Baaaaaaa" said Joe.o0o0o0Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.Q: What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeksafter you dump a load into it.Q: How do mathematicians describe the shape of a woman's pussy?A: Cuntindicular.Daffynition: Tampon - a beaver dam.Q: Why do women have small feet?A: So they can get closer to their ovens.Q: Why do women have periods?A: Because they deserve them.</blockquote>

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