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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4534508" data-attributes="member: 14320">Sex Quiz.....1. The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:a: having her knees rubbed with sour creamb: simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the microwavec: reading a sex quizd: shopping for shoes2. When a businessman buys a red Mercedes, he is hoping to:a: acquire a mistressb: attract his neighbor's wifec: preserve his youthd: get a tax write-off3. A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the video store:a: Kitten with a Whipb: Sex Slaves of New Havenc: Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IVd: The girl who works behind the counter4. Condoms are not recommended for use:a: before the 15th of the monthb: after the 15th of the monthc: immediately after sexd: children under 105. Religious families generally have large families because:a: they generally have more childrenb: they just have natural rhythmc: the Bible forbids televisiond: they're just lucky6. The Bible condemns homosexuals because:a: they go to the theater a lotb: they look too much like heterosexualsc: they don't keep two sets of clothesd: it's impossible to determine who should take out the garbage7. After their 35th birthday, fewer than 10% of women ever achieve:a: multiple orchidsb: a satisfactory weight-loss programc: a job that pays as much as a man'sd: comfortable shoes8. It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size of his:a: bank accountb: pianoc: officed: necktie9. In addition to traditional methods, AIDS can also be transmitted by:a: petting goldfishb: handling chicken fatc: kissing the family dogd: bloody bar room brawls10. Conception has been known to occur in:a: the ovarian tubesb: eustachian tubesc: the Goodyear tube stationd: back seat of a Camaro11. "Time of the month" refers to:a: ovulationb: undulationc: a new moond: the weekend of AFC vs. NFC championship football12. Testosterone is a kind of:a: Italian ice creamb: testimony given in an Italian courtc: umpire in an Italian cricket matchd: Italian chicken fat13. An erogenous zone is an area where:a: women tend to fall asleepb: women tend to develop sudden headachesc: men tend to laugh before the punchlined: it is forbidden to park your erogenous14. At least 50% of males suffer from premature:a: emasculationb: matriculationc: baldnessd: laughter before the punch line15. Judeo-Christian tradition frowns on:a: premarital sexb: post-marital sexc: the opposite sexd: carnal knowledge with non-kosher animals16. The average frequency of sexual relations is:a: 78.8 megahertzb: 92.3 kilohertzc: 98.4 oyithertzd: depends on how often your wife works late17. Which is not considered erotic vocabulary:a: doo-doob: thingamajigc: doggie-woggied: Who owns this pussy?18. In your personal experience, sex is:a: overrated but under suppliedb: over supplied but not overpricedc: over there but not over hered: overIf you answered a: to all of the above.... you got some of themright.</blockquote>

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