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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4530330" data-attributes="member: 14320">Why Men Can't WinIf you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're insensitive.If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.If you buy her flowers, you're after something.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.If you're not, you're not ambitious.If she has a headache, she's tired.If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.==========Q: What is the difference between a woman and a donkey?A: None, you can ride them both!Q: What is the best way to brainwash your wife?A: Stand on her enema bag.Q: Did you hear about the new device that makes your car run 95 percent quieter?A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.Q: When are beer and your mother-in-law at their best?A: When they're cold, opened up and on the table.</blockquote>

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