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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4526607" data-attributes="member: 14320">Farmer JakeFarmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him.Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?""Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?"=======Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fuck the bitch.....let her cook in the dark!Q: Why don't women need watches?A: There's a clock on the stove.Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob?A: The 5 minutes of silenceQ: What's the first thing a battered wife does when she comes home from the shelter?A: The dishes...if she knows what's good for her.Q: What do you call a bitch with no eyes?A: A btch.Q: Why do women wear makeup & perfume?A: Because they're ugly and they stink.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."</blockquote>

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