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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4520676" data-attributes="member: 14320">The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race,went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep onlyto be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face."What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked."It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble,"said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled,'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured,'what a smooth finish.'""What's wrong with that?" asked the driver."Nothing, but then you felt my pussy and yelled,'who the hell left the garage door open?'"gAdfgBeing older with grown children, I often tell younger parents to enjoy them now. It's a short time between shitty diapers to a shitty attitude.gAdfgLittle Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson oneday, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, andsaid, "Johnny. This is where you come from."Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friendsnow refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked.Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came thisclose to being a turd.gAdfgTwo homosexuals were talking when one of them happenedto mention that he had gotten circumcised last week."Can I see it?" asked the second gay guy, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his operation."Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"gAdfgRecent medical journals now counsel doctors that, when testing stupidpeople,to refrain from telling them that they have sugar in their urine.Otherwise, they'll go home and piss on their corn flakes.</blockquote>

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