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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4519853" data-attributes="member: 14320">Why Fishing Is Better Than SexA big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected ofyou.Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.A red snapper won't cry if you call it a flounder.You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick. If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut.It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.Fish bite for a guy of 60; same as they do for a guy of 20.You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.aaaaaAn 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter'shouse later that night, she seemed upset."What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked."I had to slap his face three times!""You mean he got fresh?""No," she answered..."I thought he was dead!"aaaaaA young man walked into the doctor's waiting roomed and noticed the only otherpatient present was an older dude. "Wh-wh-wh-why are y-y-you h-h-h-h-here," he stuttered."I have a prostate problem.""A p-p-p-prostate p-p-problem? Wh-wh-wh-what's th-that?" the young man asked."That means I piss like you talk."</blockquote>

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