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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4519131" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Learning About Medicines</span></strong></p><p></p><p>At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister</p><p>Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they</p><p>know and what they are used for.</p><p>*</p><p>The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' 'Very good! And what is it used</p><p>for?' 'It is used for a headache.'</p><p>*</p><p>The second pupil said: 'Nytol.' 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine.</p><p>'And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep', replied the student.</p><p>Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.' 'And what is it used</p><p>for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister catherine. 'It is used for</p><p>diarrhea.' 'And who told you this, Johnny?' 'Nobody, but every</p><p>evening my mother tells my father 'take a viagra, and maybe that</p><p>shit will get harder.''</p><p>Sister Catherine fainted.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a man named Roy</p><p>Who screwed a hot gal named Joy.</p><p>When he came, he did stop,</p><p>And while lying on top</p><p>Said, "I'm over come with Joy".</p><p></p><p>A Certain Sweet Girl From Key West</p><p>Was Uncommonly Large In The Chest</p><p>Any Man's Close Attention</p><p>To Her Outside Dimension</p><p>Brought His Own Measurement To Its Best</p><p></p><p>Priscilla, her breasts bouncing gaily,</p><p>Liked to screw with a friendly Israeli.</p><p>Just the thought of his schmuck</p><p>Got her ready to fuck,</p><p>Which they did six or seven times daily.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4519131, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Learning About Medicines[/COLOR][/B] At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. * The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for a headache.' * The second pupil said: 'Nytol.' 'Excellent!' said Sister Catherine. 'And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep', replied the student. Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra.' 'And what is it used for, Johnny?' asked the surprised Sister catherine. 'It is used for diarrhea.' 'And who told you this, Johnny?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.'' Sister Catherine fainted. [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] There once was a man named Roy Who screwed a hot gal named Joy. When he came, he did stop, And while lying on top Said, "I'm over come with Joy". A Certain Sweet Girl From Key West Was Uncommonly Large In The Chest Any Man's Close Attention To Her Outside Dimension Brought His Own Measurement To Its Best Priscilla, her breasts bouncing gaily, Liked to screw with a friendly Israeli. Just the thought of his schmuck Got her ready to fuck, Which they did six or seven times daily. [/QUOTE]
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