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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4518177" data-attributes="member: 14320">An Elderly CoupleAn elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shockedwhen the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever havesex again--the strain would be too much.The couple reluctantly tries to live by these rules. Both get reallyhorny over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleepdownstairs on the couch to guard against temptation.This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet eachother on the stairs--she's coming downstairs, he's heading up."Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voicequavering. "I was about to commit suicide.""I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just comingupstairs to kill you!"~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.A man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"The little girl, still crying, just points over to the edge of thecliff. The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girlsparents mangled on the rocks below.The man turns around and, undoing his fly and smiling says, "I guessthis just ain't your lucky day"!!!~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~Little Johnny and his 5 year old twin sister were taking a bathtogether.Little Johnny asked, "Mom, why does Susie have that line between herlegs?"His Mom replied, "Oh, that's where God anoints all little girls with Hisspecial golden ax.""Wow" Little Johnny exclaimed. "Got her right in the cunt."</blockquote>

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