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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4516041" data-attributes="member: 14320">You're An Extreme Redneck If...1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care.10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are"Gentlemen, start your engines."11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right offits wheels.12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at theHouse of Tattoos.16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a lawagainst it.17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.adadadHow can you tell if a Texas redneck is married? ...There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex? .....Relative humidity.Question: What is the redneck definition of sexual maturity? .....Answer: An eight year old girl who can run faster than her brothers.Question: Why do they throw shit on the walls at redneck weddings? .....Answer: To keep the flies off the bride!</blockquote>

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