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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4506583" data-attributes="member: 14320">RECIPE: HOW TO MAKE LOVEIngredients:4 Laughing eyes4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 soft, warm mixing bowl1 Firm bananaDirections:1. Look into laughing eyes.2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.3. If cake rises, leave town.----A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"The dad asked him, "before or after sex?""Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?""Yeah" said the son."Well, what about after sex?" said the son.His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!----What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common ??You know it's wrong but sooner or later you are going to touch it with your tongue!!A man says to his wife "I had a wet dream about you last night""Aww did you ?" wife replies. "Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing"Old couple sat in church. During the service wife whispers "I have just done a silent fart, what should I do?"Hubby says "put a fuckin battery in your hearing aid"</blockquote>

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