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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4505357" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Supernatural</span></strong></p><p></p><p>At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who</p><p>here has ever seen a ghost?"</p><p></p><p>Most of the hands go up.</p><p></p><p>"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?"</p><p></p><p>About half the hands stay up.</p><p></p><p>"OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?"</p><p></p><p>Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd.</p><p></p><p>"Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate</p><p>with a ghost?"</p><p></p><p>One hand stays up.</p><p></p><p>The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually</p><p>had sexual contact with a ghost?"</p><p></p><p>The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I</p><p>thought you said "goat'."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Miss Annabel had just returned from her big trip to New York City and</p><p>was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with</p><p>her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as</p><p>they stare spellbound.</p><p></p><p>"You just wouldn't believe what they have there in New York City," says</p><p>Miss Annabel. "They have men there who kiss other men on the lips.</p><p></p><p>"Miss Annabel's friends fan themselves and say, "Oh my! Oh my!"</p><p></p><p>"They call them homosexuals," proclaims Miss Annabel.</p><p></p><p>"Oh my! Oh my," proclaim the girls as they fan themselves.</p><p></p><p>"They also have women there in New York City who kiss other women on the</p><p>lips!"</p><p></p><p>"Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls. "What do they call them?" they ask.</p><p></p><p>"They call them lesbians," says Miss Annabel. "They also have men who</p><p>kiss women between the legs, there in New York City," sighs Miss</p><p>Annabel.</p><p></p><p>"Oh my! Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls as the sit on the edge of their</p><p>chairs and fan themselves even faster. "What do they call them?" they</p><p>ask in unison.</p><p></p><p>Miss Annabel leans forward and says in a hush, "Why when I caught my</p><p>breath, I just called him Precious."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4505357, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Supernatural[/COLOR][/B] At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up. "OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "goat'." [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] Miss Annabel had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as they stare spellbound. "You just wouldn't believe what they have there in New York City," says Miss Annabel. "They have men there who kiss other men on the lips. "Miss Annabel's friends fan themselves and say, "Oh my! Oh my!" "They call them homosexuals," proclaims Miss Annabel. "Oh my! Oh my," proclaim the girls as they fan themselves. "They also have women there in New York City who kiss other women on the lips!" "Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls. "What do they call them?" they ask. "They call them lesbians," says Miss Annabel. "They also have men who kiss women between the legs, there in New York City," sighs Miss Annabel. "Oh my! Oh my! Oh my," exclaim the girls as the sit on the edge of their chairs and fan themselves even faster. "What do they call them?" they ask in unison. Miss Annabel leans forward and says in a hush, "Why when I caught my breath, I just called him Precious." [/QUOTE]
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